# Help me come up with new silly slogans **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340 "2011-08-03T17:30:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/61 "2011-08-08T02:05:26Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I wonder whether there’s a way to rewrite the title bar while the page is up? Then one slogan could fade out and another appear… Looks like it’s doable using [javascript](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kayseycarvey/document2.html)! Run a javasript in your page that sets up a loop or timer or interrupt or something (whichever uses the least resources in the browser) that changes the document.title property at one-minute intervals. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/62 "2011-08-08T02:06:32Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > For the full effect one must here [I’ll Be A Sunbeam/Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy3J894LcxE&feature=related). > > Caution: Do not watch on a full stomach. May cause throwuppage. It doesn’t even have actual video? Jesus must be on a budget. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/63 "2011-08-08T02:07:40Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: if erection lasts less than three hours, consult a structural engineer. 😃 OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: if you see me running, try to keep up. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: better selling than 97.38% of websites! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: gurn gurn gurn ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/64 "2011-08-08T02:08:04Z")
OWDH - May Cause Throwuppage ( **swampbear**? Who is this **swampbear** chap you speak of?) OWDH - The One That Says “Bad Motherfucker” On It OWDH - Now Your Shining City On A Hill OWDH - And Then All Of A Sudden A Lot Of Shooting OWDH - Everyone Keeps Their Own Eyes OWDH - Shoop A Doop Shoop Shoop A Doop ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/65 "2011-08-08T04:52:50Z")
OWDH - Do not look directly into website with remaining good eye. OWDH - Slippery when covered in grease. OWDH - You’ve tried other global dictators, now try the best. OWDH - You don’t make friends with salad. OWDH - Not a significant source of dietary fiber. ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/66 "2011-08-08T15:53:46Z")
- When you’re not looking, this says something different. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/67 "2011-08-08T16:28:31Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ISO 9000 approved! It doesn’t matter what we do, just that we have procedures in place. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: the latex catsuit is only the start. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: BHT has been added to the packaging to preserve freshness. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Websafe colours? What are those? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters _giggle_ OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: if M. C. Escher was a psychiatrist… OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: it has cowboys. AND aliens. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/68 "2011-08-08T23:00:49Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: num\_element(dim\_has, dim\_in) = 2 \* num\_element(dim\_has, dim\_in-1) + …sorry, that’s classified. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: my bike is blue; what colour is yours? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: makes zebra crossings look grey. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: check out our hand-crafts at the OCWDH Store! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Humpty Dumpty was pushed. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/69 "2011-08-08T23:44:10Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > I made it to :31 before I had to stop! Do I win a prize? Yes. You are Jesus’s sunbeam of the day! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/70 "2011-08-09T08:58:50Z")
OWDH: You will find me drinking gin/In the lowest kind of inn,/Because I am a rigid Vegetarian. – G. K. Chesterton OWDH: Drop it, or the carrot gets it! OWDH: Morally equivalent to the Axiom of Choice. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/71 "2011-08-09T22:04:25Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I wonder whether there’s a way to rewrite the title bar while the page is up? Then one slogan could fade out and another appear… Ask and you shall receive. It took me a day to figure out how to do it, but it should be working now. Each ones lasts 20 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/72 "2011-08-09T22:18:35Z")
OWDH: Doing unto others. OWDH: We have your ferret. OWDH: There can be only one. OWDH: Dave’s not here. OWDH: This is not the website you’re looking for. OWDH: We told Han to shoot first. OWDH: Still crazy after all these years. OWDH: No public restroom. OWDH: All bells. No whistles. OWDH: The Aristocrats. OWDH: And now for something completely different. OWDH: Raining on parades since 1996. OWDH: We need a new gimp. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/73 "2011-08-10T00:04:23Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Ask and you shall receive. It took me a day to figure out how to do it, but it should be working now. Each ones lasts 20 seconds. Wow! Cool! [sub]Nitpicks… There’s a colon at the front of each title. Also, what character set are the titles in? The apostrophe in The Fifth Dentist Who Won’t Recommend Trident shows up as a diamond with a question mark in my browser, but I default to UTF-8.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/74 "2011-08-10T02:08:16Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Wow! Cool! > > [sub]Nitpicks… > There’s a colon at the front of each title. Also, what character set are the titles in? The apostrophe in The Fifth Dentist Who Won’t Recommend Trident shows up as a diamond with a question mark in my browser, but I default to UTF-8.[/sub] There’s a colon at the beginning if there isn’t a page title, for example, on the home page. On all the article pages it’s prefaced by the page’s title. (since they were getting so long I put the page title at the front). I think it’s just the regular character set. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/75 "2011-08-10T16:14:22Z")
From the other thread – OCWDHq: [del]Bangs[/del] [del]No bangs[/del] Hair style subject to change ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/76 "2011-08-10T17:18:10Z")
I fixed the colon thing. It no longer shows up if there isn’t an actual title. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/77 "2011-08-14T14:11:50Z")
I’m up to 180 randomly rotating titles! Can we make it to 200? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/78 "2011-08-14T16:55:40Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > I fixed the colon thing. It no longer shows up if there isn’t an actual title. 🙂 Thanks! > [@OpalCat](#): > > I’m up to 180 randomly rotating titles! Can we make it to 200? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Join our title drive today! 🙂 OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now webcam-enabled! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Grandpa would have wanted it this way. \<---------resize— :OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: —resize----------\> OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Time spent on the internet. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You know that site that sold its pixels for a million bucks? Every pixel here is like that. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Tablet Edition ¡ʇǝןqɐʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇʇǝq uǝʌǝ :sɹǝʇɹɐnbpɐǝɥ uoıʇɐuıɯop pןɹoʍ s,ʇɐɔןɐdo OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Yes. Always yes. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/79 "2011-08-15T15:24:57Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Abort, Retry, Fail? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Blue Screen of Death FREE with every purchase! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Do you want fries with that? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Win a colonoscopy today! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Sold out of Mocha Frappachinos, Sorry! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: If you paid all your bills on time, you wouldn’t be here! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/80 "2011-08-15T18:28:38Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > ¡ʇǝןqɐʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇʇǝq uǝʌǝ :sɹǝʇɹɐnbpɐǝɥ uoıʇɐuıɯop pןɹoʍ s,ʇɐɔןɐdo I SO wish this would work. Unfortunately, it does not. Need more and sillier titles! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340.md?page=5)