### Author:  [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/1 "2006-02-05T18:46:40Z")
I ❤ My Dog
I ♠ My Cat
I ♣ My Baby Seal
???
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/2 "2006-02-05T18:47:41Z")
I \ equal pay!
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### Author:  [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/3 "2006-02-05T19:47:27Z")
I [diamond] David Lee Roth
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### Author:  [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/4 "2006-02-05T19:56:17Z")
I [Diamond] my girlfriend? 😃
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### Author:  [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/5 "2006-02-05T20:35:03Z")
I diamon-day?
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### Author:  [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/6 "2006-02-05T20:48:32Z")
> [@TommyTutone](#):
>
> I [diamond] David Lee Roth
> [@Black Train Song](#):
>
> I diamon-day?
Thanks for the replies. These two, though, I don’t get… can you 'splain?
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### Author:  [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/7 "2006-02-05T20:52:27Z")
Roth liked to call himself “Diamond Dave.”
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### Author:  [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/8 "2006-02-05T21:28:19Z")
I [Diamond]-Days.
If you say it quickly, and include the “a” syllable, it kinda sounds like “I die on Mondays”.
Stop looking at me.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/9 "2006-02-05T21:36:54Z")
I remember some company selling removable stickers with a picture of a screw on it for people to put over the heart on these stickers.
That way, unbeknownst to the driver, they would tell the world:
I (screw) my German Shephard.
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/10 "2006-02-05T22:12:55Z")
I \<\> my accomplice.
(do I need to explain this?)
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### Author:  [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/11 "2006-02-05T22:39:26Z")
I \<\> you talc, girlie man
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### Author:  [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/12 "2006-02-05T22:43:07Z")
How come the diamond doesn’t work but the other suits do? Can anyone figger out how to get a proper diamond?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/13 "2006-02-05T22:47:34Z")
> [@Nature's Call](#):
>
> How come the diamond doesn’t work but the other suits do? Can anyone figger out how to get a proper diamond?
I ♦ Diamonds
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### Author:  [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/14 "2006-02-06T04:23:17Z")
> [@Nature's Call](#):
>
> How come the diamond doesn’t work but the other suits do? Can anyone figger out how to get a proper diamond?
Do you mean ♦?
Change the font to Times New Roman. I have Windows XP. It may not work on a Mac.
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### Author:  [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/15 "2006-02-06T04:29:09Z")
I ? baseball
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### Author:  [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/16 "2006-02-06T04:31:37Z")
> [@Walter Windchill](#):
>
> I ? baseball
The ? is supposed to be a diamond.
That doesn’t make sense, really. It might be better just to go with:
I [diamond] my hamster
as a kind of no-soap-radio pomo joke.
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### Author:  [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-complete-the-set/343124/17 "2006-02-06T05:26:50Z")
> [@Julius Henry](#):
>
> Do you mean ♦?
>
> Change the font to Times New Roman. I have Windows XP. It may not work on a Mac.
Ah, that’s the ticket… 10-Q