# Help me create a bumper sticker **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708 "2003-03-07T14:38:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/1 "2003-03-07T14:38:25Z")
I have a bumper sticker that was a freebie if I donated to the cause. Naturally, I didn’t, but I liked it. \*\*Save Tibet \*\* Now, I want to put another one next to it in my van window something along the lines of: \*\*Save Tibet. Save Yourself \*\* And ? (Originally I swore the saying was \*\*Free Tibet \*\* then I was going to do \*\*Free Yourself \*\* followed by \*\* Money is for nothin’ and your chicks for Free \*\* Any other out there cosmic references would be appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/2 "2003-03-07T14:44:47Z")
Or, what about \*_Jesus Died For Your Sins \*\* But Buddha gives you second chances until you get it right._ or something to that effect \*\*When it comes to money, we are all the same religion. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/3 "2003-03-07T15:03:36Z")
**Shirley** , I have a self made Bumper on my truck that say’s: **FREE TIBET** limit one per customer. while supplies last. Not valid with any other offer. 😃 My other sticker say’s “I’m an Asshole. And I\* VOTE!\*” I love making my own stickers. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/4 "2003-03-07T15:10:03Z")
**Stamp Out Virginity In Our Lifetime** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/5 "2003-03-07T15:14:15Z")
\*\*Nurse Carmen \*\* That is hysterical. Me like. Another one I am working on the wording: \*\*I maybe just another Mom in a Van, but you are a mouthbreather. \*\* ( I like _mouthbreather_ but cannot find the right ooomph for it.) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/6 "2003-03-07T15:23:51Z")
\*\*In God We Trust \*\* \*All Others Pay Cash \* ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/7 "2003-03-07T15:25:02Z")
X35 lARO Saw this in an email the other day. In a rear view mirror it looks like “ORAl SEX”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/8 "2003-03-07T15:35:55Z")
**Save Tibet** Redeem for valuable prizes! ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/9 "2003-03-07T15:36:10Z")
Oh, and it was a license plate number, not a bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/10 "2003-03-07T21:34:24Z")
Free Tibet, Nepal heavily discounted… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/11 "2003-03-07T21:35:45Z")
Save the Whales. Collect the whole set… ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/12 "2003-03-07T21:44:11Z")
**If you can read this, you are in my blind spot** Put it on the back left, right above the tire. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/13 "2003-03-07T21:54:20Z")
Save Tibet ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/14 "2003-03-07T21:55:26Z")
Save Tibet For Dessert. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/15 "2003-03-08T00:30:54Z")
Vegas is perfect for someone who loves Tibet. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/16 "2003-03-08T01:16:53Z")
Jesus saves, Moses invests. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/17 "2003-03-08T06:39:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*( I like _mouthbreather_ but cannot find the right ooomph for it.) \*\* I’m certain theres a joke to be made here, but it’s late and I’ve had more than my share to drink tonight. Just imagine that I made a funny here. A friend of mine was a big fan of cutting up popular bumper stickers and rewording them. About 10 Years ago when Billy Graham was doing his nationwide arena tour, Graham was distributing the “BILLY GRAHAM RALLY – april 10th – All seats free” Sticker. Also, there is that purple/white sticker that has that tired phrase that goes something to the effect of “Practice Random acts of Kindess and Senless acts of Beauty”. Well, with an exacto knife, He manipulated each of them so that he had one on the left side of ihs bumper, and one on the right side of his bumper: “HAM RALLY – all eat free – april 10th” and “Act at random and practice senselessness” Both made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/18 "2003-03-08T17:16:35Z")
> [@](#): > > “Act at random and practice senselessness” This is sheer jeen-yus. I think I may have to use it. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Oy\_Vey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/dbc845/32.png) [@Oy\_Vey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy_Vey)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/19 "2003-03-08T18:05:27Z")
We pray for the end of ignorance and superstition. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-create-a-bumper-sticker/159708/20 "2003-03-08T23:35:37Z")
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