There has got to be a Chuck Norris joke in here somewhere…
As in Rick’s link? (post # 12)
Or did you know that and you’re playing with us? :dubious:
Hear that loud Whooshing noise?
Obscure to the limit, and very funny.
Perhaps you need to fight ignorance with ignorance.
Tell her that the Tunguska effect caused the Chernobyl disaster later on. (The reports of a nuclear reactor exploding were just a cover up.)
If she drinks the expensive drink, she will either become sterile or her children will be mutated (or both).
Well, crap! I missed his post! :smack:
Due to the current “Chuck Norris joke” thread, I’ve been thinking about it lately, that’s all…
Dear Sir,
I ordered a 32oz bottle of your Tunguska Blast product. Within minutes of taking the first dose, my home and family were destroyed by a cometary fireball. I note that this side effect is not mentioned on the label and herewith enclose the remaining unused product. I should be grateful if you could remit a full refund by return.
Yours, etc…
When Leonid Alexeyevich Kulik and company arrived in the region where the Tunguska blast took place, he found a twenty-year growth of sphagnum moss (that’s from his reports). The blast had taken place 19 years earlier, so that fits pretty nicely. He didn’t say anything about abnormal fecundity. Pictures of the site show relatively sparse Siberian tundra flora. There’s no way I’d characterize it as “Edenic”, unless my idea of Eden was pretty odd.
You’re wife’s best friend has been caught up in an Alien Plot! Everybody knows that the Tunguska Blast is linked to the Black Oil.
(Everybody who watched X-files, that is.)
No, it’s the crash of a Blisk warship (Bonus points if you know where that’s from).
I think someone found somebody else’s Mary J Wanna patch and bottled the juces from same. Now THAT would make a decient elixir! 
I was able to uncover a picture of the founder and CEO of Tunguska Blast. Everybody RUUUN!