# Help me decide on a sign for the No Kings protest

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [June 11, 2025, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474 "2025-06-11T12:43:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474/61 "2025-06-15T00:41:30Z")

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I saw 2 good ones online.  
A pic of trump, saying, “Does this ass make my country look fat?”  
And one saying Cleanup in aisle 47.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474/62 "2025-06-15T01:43:46Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> A pic of trump, saying, “Does this ass make my country look fat?”

Heh, my city’s protest had a homemade version with the (IMHO slightly better) version “Does this ass make my country look small?”

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474/63 "2025-06-15T01:45:12Z")

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Another one I liked was “Can we just jump ahead to the part where he shoots himself in his bunker?”

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474/64 "2025-06-15T01:45:58Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> “Does this ass make my country look small?”

This is the version I’ve seen a few times. It makes the most sense.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474/65 "2025-06-15T02:00:09Z")

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I, too saw plenty of clever signs, and no violence or even counter-protesters.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-decide-on-a-sign-for-the-no-kings-protest/1019474/66 "2025-06-17T15:09:03Z")

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I saw a really good one on Bluesky, a lady holding a sign that read:

A POEM  
ABOUT NOEM  
She shot her dog  
She’s a cunt  
😆

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