# Help me fill my wife's Christmas stocking!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-my-wifes-christmas-stocking/605960>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 12, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-my-wifes-christmas-stocking/605960 "2011-12-12T21:52:49Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-my-wifes-christmas-stocking/605960/41 "2011-12-18T17:24:37Z")

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Do they still have those 4-in plastic crates of chocolate bottles filled with liquor?

kk… but its kinda hard to top the vibrator suggestion if the meme is keeping her happy. 🆒

> [@Wheelz](#):
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> 😃
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> Not exactly what I had in mind, though.

To quote Clement Clarke Moore, “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!” 😉

…Og Bless Us! Every One!

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