# Help me fill up my Fat Girls Are Hot mixed tape.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 20, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745 "2005-05-20T15:40:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/1 "2005-05-20T15:40:39Z")

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I wanna give it to my husband for Father’s Day because, luckily for me, he really believes fat girls are hot. So far I’ve got:  
Brickhouse by the Commodores  
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen and  
I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot.  
Not much of a mixed tape. Any other suggestions?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/2 "2005-05-20T15:43:25Z")

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“The Bertha Butt Boogie” - The Jimmy Castor Bunch  
“Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)” - Joe Tex  
“Big Bottom” - Spinal Tap

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/3 "2005-05-20T15:43:43Z")

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[Whole Lotta Rosie](http://www.hot-lyrics-domain.net/Whole_Lotta_Rosie_Lyrics.html) by AC/DC.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/4 "2005-05-20T15:47:28Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> “Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)” - Joe Tex

This song is definitely NOT a fat girls are hot song.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/5 "2005-05-20T15:48:28Z")

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“Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others” - The Smiths

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/6 "2005-05-20T15:50:11Z")

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How about [Big Boned Gal](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/k.d.-lang/76947.html) by k.d. lang.

And then there’s the old blues song **“Big Legged Woman”** , covered by Jerry Lee Lewis, among others:

_She roll her belly  
Like she roll her biscuit dough  
She let it down so easy  
til you got to howl for more!_

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/7 "2005-05-20T15:52:25Z")

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• Sophie Tucker’s “I Don’t Want to Get Thin” (“I’m not afraid of those thin little mammas—they may fill my shoes, but not my pajamas”)

• Egyptian Ella (“She weighs 220, but they don’t care, they like 'em plenty that way out there”)

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/8 "2005-05-20T16:00:46Z")

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[“Pump It Up”](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/missymisdemeanorelliott/pumpitup.html) - Missy Elliot:

_Down South girls got them real BIG BUTTS  
Real big butts make ya man wanna look (OH!)  
Back it up, flip it up, skinny girls - eugh!_

Gets a little x-rated after that…

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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/9 "2005-05-20T16:09:34Z")

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“You’re the One for Me Fatty” - Morrissey.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/10 "2005-05-20T16:14:07Z")

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“(ow Could I Not Miss) a Girl Your Size” by Martin Mull

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/11 "2005-05-20T16:17:26Z")

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Coupla oldies:

[“Too Fat Polka”](http://lyrical.nl/song/16490) by Arthur Godfrey

> [@](#):
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> Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her,  
> She’s too fat for me.

[“Huggin’ and Chalkin’”](http://lyrical.nl/song/16470) by Hoagy Carmichael

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> Oh, gee, but ain’t it grand to have a gal so big and fat  
> That when you go to hug her, you don’t know where you’re at  
> You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand  
> And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/12 "2005-05-20T16:17:46Z")

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Rob Bartlett’s [Big Butted Woman](http://www.robshow.com/RobNoise/RobNoise.html)

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**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/13 "2005-05-20T16:18:05Z")

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Maybe “Skin and Bone” by the Kinks?

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> She used to be so cuddly,  
> She used to be so fat,  
> But oh what a sin cause she’s oh so thin  
> That she lost all the friends that she had

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**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/14 "2005-05-20T16:23:03Z")

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Joe Jackson did a nice version of _Fat and Forty, but Lordy Lordy, You’re My Meat_ on **Jumpin’ Jive**

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/15 "2005-05-20T16:30:04Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Coupla oldies:
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> [“Too Fat Polka”](http://lyrical.nl/song/16490) by Arthur Godfrey

Another song that doesn’t belong on a Fat Girls Are Hot mix tape. If I may clarify-- the song just can’t be about fat girls, it has to be about fat girls being hot. It especially can’t be about how nobody wants the fat girl. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/16 "2005-05-20T16:32:30Z")

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This sort of fits:

"She said I ain’t gonna fix you no more sausage  
Biscuits and gravy on the side  
You done said the wrong thing to me baby  
And you can kiss big booty good-bye

She said I ain’t gonna fix you no more cases  
Or fix you nothing else that’s chicken fried  
Go on and find yourself another woman  
And you can kiss big booty good-bye

Go on and find yourself a skinny woman  
Something a little more your size  
And don’t come back to me a moaning  
When she cuts you off of burgers and fries"

“Big Booty,” Willie Nelson"

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/17 "2005-05-20T16:38:48Z")

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And then there’s [“Big Fat Blonde”](http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/lyrics/bigfatb.htm) by The Rainmakers:

_I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand  
To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind  
I want a big fat blonde  
Ooo-wee!  
A big fat blonde  
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home  
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde_

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/18 "2005-05-20T16:38:58Z")

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[“Bicycle Race”, by Queen.](http://www.queenwords.com/lyrics/songs/sng11_05.shtml) It was released as a double A-side with [Fat Bottomed Girls, 13th October, 1978.](http://www.queenwords.com/lyrics/songs/sng11_04.shtml) True, it doesn’t call them “hot”, but they are obviously the same girls from the song you already mentioned in the OP, and it is important to keep them together.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/19 "2005-05-20T16:42:22Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> it has to be about fat girls being hot.

On the Godfrey recording, one of the musicians pipes in with “But she’s just right for me!”.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/20 "2005-05-20T16:51:42Z")

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[Bull Moose Jackson](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001P2KIY/qid=1116608340/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/103-9201621-4496660?v=glance&s=music&n=507846) gave the world “Big Fat Mamas are Back in Style Again” to go along with “Bow-Legged Woman”.

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