# Help me fill up my Fat Girls Are Hot mixed tape.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 20, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745 "2005-05-20T15:40:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/21 "2005-05-20T16:57:36Z")

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Another oldie: “I Like Them Fat Like That,” by Louis Jordan

A fair use representation:

> [@](#):
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> When she bounces down the street  
> She’s a whole heap of honey, and ain’t she sweet?  
> Feels so fine to know she’s mine  
> I like 'em fat like that
> 
> You have all those lean chicks  
> Tender and tall  
> But when it comes to mean kicks  
> A big fat mama is the best of all

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/22 "2005-05-20T16:59:43Z")

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Whoops…should be “slender and tall.” :smack:

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/23 "2005-05-20T17:13:32Z")

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“Sex” by Frank Zappa and “Big Bottom” by Spinal Tap, both featuring the observation, “The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’.”

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**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/24 "2005-05-20T17:20:16Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Just to clarify, the song is titled “Baby Got Back”

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/25 "2005-05-20T17:25:41Z")

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> [@aerodave](#):
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> Just to clarify, the song is titled “Baby Got Back”

Beat me to it.

For another suggestion, Jim Croce “Roller Derby Queen”

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/26 "2005-05-20T17:31:34Z")

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IMHO, any ‘Big Girls Are Hot’ mix should include:

At least one track by [Big Maybelle Smith](http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/1087673/a/Complete+Okeh+Sessions+1952-1955.htm)…mainly cuz she’s so hot she smokes. The only song she does that ventures close to your selected theme is Gabbin’ Blues (Don’t Run My Business) - which includes a rank-out dialogue between (big) Maybelle & (slender) Rose McCoy set to some bluesy R&B.

Also, former porn star [Candye Kane](http://www.candyekane.com/music.html) does some smokin’ jump blues and jazz songs that should help fill your 80 minute mix CD[ul][li]Bigger and Better (By Isaac Hayes)[_]200 Lbs of Fun[/li][_]All You Can Eat (And You Can Eat It All Night Long)You Need a Great Big Woman[/ul]

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/27 "2005-05-20T17:33:21Z")

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How about “More Bounce (to the Ounce)” by Roger and Zapp?

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/28 "2005-05-20T17:42:29Z")

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> [@malkavia](#):
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> How about “More Bounce (to the Ounce)” by Roger and Zapp?

Yo know, I realize this is off topic, but I must admit, the fact of it is that I eat cannibals. (But really, weren’t these two song packaged together on the same album, somehow? No, wait, according to their [homepage](http://www.sam.hi-ho.ne.jp/kousweb/D-Zapp.htm), I am completely wrong. The two songs are by totally different bands.)

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/29 "2005-05-20T17:44:58Z")

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[QUOTE=JohnBckWLD]  
Also, former porn star [Candye Kane](http://www.candyekane.com/music.html) does some smokin’ jump blues and jazz songs that should help fill your 80 minute mix CD[ul][li]Bigger and Better (By Isaac Hayes)[_]200 Lbs of Fun[/li][li]All You Can Eat (And You Can Eat It All Night Long)[_]You Need a Great Big Woman[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]

Just came in here to recommend her!

The Outkast song “I Like the Way You Move” features a line where Big Boi is extolling the virtues of women, and he says something to the effect of “…Especially the big girls, big girls need love, don’t discriminate in this world. So keep your hands off my cheeks, and I’ll show you how to ride the beat, you big freak!” (This means he likes the large ladies.)

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/30 "2005-05-20T17:48:57Z")

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“Big Girls Are Best” by U2 is a fantastic song. The only problem is, I’m not sure if he’s singing about big a/k/a fat girls or big a/k/a grown up girls.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/31 "2005-05-20T18:05:27Z")

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More raunchy hip-hop: “Back Dat Ass Up” (not 100% sure of the spelling) by Juvenile.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/32 "2005-05-20T18:13:18Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> More raunchy hip-hop: “Back Dat Ass Up” (not 100% sure of the spelling) by Juvenile.

“Youse a big fine woman, won’t you back that thing up.”

Aw, yeah.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/33 "2005-05-20T20:02:25Z")

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Forget “No Fat Beaver” then, eh?

How about “Fat Girls Need Loving, Too” by The Joe Fund.

Or “Skinny Women Ain’t Hip” by the Trailer Troubadors.

You can also check out some of these (it’s a list of fat-oriented songs):

[http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/lyrics/song.htm](http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/lyrics/song.htm)

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**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/34 "2005-05-20T20:19:36Z")

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I like the song [Butterball](http://big-sugar-lyrics.wonderlyrics.com/Butterball.html) by the Canadian band [Big Sugar](http://www.bigsugar.com/index.php).

> [@](#):
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> Baby, baby, foxy lady  
> I can see in your eyes  
> You mean to drive me crazy  
> Baby, baby, foxy lady  
> Some men just can’t eat chicken  
> Without the gravy
> 
> Baby, baby, beauty queen  
> I can see by your size  
> You’re much too lean  
> Baby, baby, beauty queen  
> I’m a man who needs more woman  
> Than you’ve ever been

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/35 "2005-05-20T20:31:39Z")

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I think there’s some other Missy Eliot songs where she raps about her being a big girl. Dammit tho, I can’t think of any! “Work It” kinda…

James Mathus and the Knockdown Society do a song called “Keep Your Hands Off Her” about a “heavy hittin mama/she got the great big legs”…not sure how to interpret that now tho.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/36 "2005-05-20T20:37:16Z")

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“Two Ton Tessie (from Tennessee)” - Tessie O’Shea (who was large but actually Welsh).

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/37 "2005-05-20T21:11:35Z")

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Can it be a fat girl singing about being hot? 🙂 If so, a lot of people have covered the song “Built for Comfort,” but I recommend the version by an excellent jazz/blues singer called Suede (from her album _[On The Day We Met](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005AKH0/qid%3D1116623628/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/104-8811949-8635962)_). To my extremely pleasant surprise, it’s available on iTunes.

> [@](#):
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> Some folks are built like this, some folks are built like that  
> The way I’m built … now don’t you call me fat!  
> 'Cause I’m built for comfort, ain’t built for speed  
> And I got everything that a good woman needs

I would _love_ to cover this song someday. 🆒

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/38 "2005-05-21T00:22:03Z")

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Oh, “Da Butt” by E. U. for sure.

Doing the butt, ow sexy sexy. Cindy got a big ol butt (oh yeah). Tonya got a big ol butt (oh yeah)!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/39 "2005-05-21T02:33:36Z")

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Well, yes, but did you have to tell everyone? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/40 "2005-05-21T02:46:03Z")

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_steps nervously up to **Queen Tonya** _

I… um… er…

…I’ve got legs!

Do you like… bread? I’ve got a French loaf!

_flees_

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