# Help me fill up my Fat Girls Are Hot mixed tape.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 20, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745 "2005-05-20T15:40:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Daisy\_Mae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Daisy\_Mae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daisy_Mae)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/41 "2005-05-21T07:32:52Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I wanna give it to my husband for Father’s Day because, luckily for me, he really believes fat girls are hot. So far I’ve got:  
> Brickhouse by the Commodores  
> Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen and  
> I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot.  
> Not much of a mixed tape. Any other suggestions?

In fairness, I’m not sure “Brickhouse” fits either since he does give out the measurements 36-24-36. Just an observation.

Does “Poison” by Bel Biv Devoe work?

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/42 "2005-05-21T08:38:02Z")

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The Beautiful South.

Perfect 10

[http://www.lyricsdepot.com/the-beautiful-south/perfect-10.html](http://www.lyricsdepot.com/the-beautiful-south/perfect-10.html)

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/43 "2005-05-21T09:11:46Z")

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No list of songs about large women is complete without “Roberta” by the Reverend Billy C. Wirtz. You just have to hear it to believe it.

_Roberta, Roberta, get your big legs offa me._

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/44 "2005-05-21T12:40:28Z")

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I always liked “Big-Boned Gal” from k. d. lang’s _Absolute Torch and Twang_ album:

she was a big boned gal  
from southern alberta  
you just couldn’t call her small  
and you can bet every saturday night  
she’d be heading for the legion hall

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/45 "2005-05-21T12:55:37Z")

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if you can get hold of some old reggae, try ‘ **Fatty fatty** ’, by The Heptones.

[http://www.jamaicalyrics.com.ar/index.php?mod=lyric&id=1931](http://www.jamaicalyrics.com.ar/index.php?mod=lyric&id=1931)

the first stanza…  
\*  
I need a fat girl, fat girl  
(fat girl tonight)  
I need a very, very fat girl  
(fat girl tonight)  
I’m in the mood, the mood  
(I’m in the mood)  
I need some food, some food  
(I need some food)  
I’m feeling rude, so rude  
(I’m feeling rude) \*

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/46 "2005-05-21T13:51:40Z")

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I still think The Commodore’s “Brickhouse” oughta count, the sentiment fits right in there, even if the measurements don’t.

It’s a reach, but what about Hall & Oates’ “All American Girl” maybe?  
“She’s got a double bubble with a bossanova back  
She’s a real hot pepper and I like it like that”

That makes me giggle. 🆒

Now I’m hungry for french bread, mmm.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/47 "2005-05-21T14:17:57Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> > [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> > “Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)” - Joe Tex
> 
> This song is definitely NOT a fat girls are hot song.

Right, but Joe Tex’s song “Skinny Legs and All” is a song that’s about how no one wants a girl with skinny legs.

I’d throw out Laura Love’s “Mahbootay” which is a funky ode to her big butt:  
_My booty  
my big ol’ booty  
I take it shopping  
I buy it presents  
I clothe it with trousers  
I feed it with peanut butter  
I watch it growing  
It gives me pleasure  
Worship it_

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/48 "2005-05-21T14:44:12Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> This song is definitely NOT a fat girls are hot song.

I don’t know about that. The woman is out at the club gettin’ down and definitely not afraid to go after any man she wants. That has a certain hotness about it even if Mr. Tex doesn’t think so.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/49 "2005-05-21T17:18:50Z")

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Bob & Tom (otherwise useless morning DJ types) have a song called ‘More Cushion, less pushin’ in mock Dean and Jerry voices that may amuse. It certainly fits the criteria.

[Link](http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/dean_jerry_audio.htm)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/50 "2005-05-21T17:20:37Z")

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Has anyone suggested one of the many versions of ‘Love Handles’?

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**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/51 "2005-05-21T17:28:35Z")

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What, no love for “Rumpshaker”?

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/52 "2005-05-22T02:37:27Z")

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“Big Ole Butt” by Mr. James Todd Smith, aka LL Cool J

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/53 "2005-05-22T16:21:17Z")

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_Unskinny Bop_ by Poison.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/54 "2005-05-22T17:23:09Z")

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I uh… I like… uh… Even at my biggest, I really liked… even though it doesn’t necessarily apply… it made me die laughing… um… but maybe it’s just me.

Hotdog in a Hallway - NOFX?

“She’ll have another piece of pie  
She’ll have a double reuben rye  
She works hard at eating well  
That’s why I love her.”

I think it’s _cute_!

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**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/55 "2005-05-22T18:17:33Z")

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“Big Fat Funky Booty” by the Spin Doctors is a good one.

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/56 "2005-05-23T00:22:21Z")

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“Baby Fat” - De La Soul. Hot song. I loved the video for this song which features a queue of girls outside a nightclub and the doorman leaning over a bunch of thin girls to wave to the, ahem, larger ladies at the back to come to the front of the queue.

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-fill-up-my-fat-girls-are-hot-mixed-tape/304745/57 "2005-05-23T07:52:27Z")

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In **Skinny Women** by the North Mississippi All-Stars, the singers express their dislike for skinny women because “meat don’t shake on her bone”

A nice pairing would be with Savoy Brown’s **Meat Shakin’ Woman**

Etta James’ **Hawg For Ya** might qualify

The Trailer Park Troubadors **Skinny Women Ain’t Hip**

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