# Help me find a new nose

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-a-new-nose/158828>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-a-new-nose/158828 "2003-03-03T20:37:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-a-new-nose/158828/121 "2011-10-31T02:58:34Z")

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> [@Michael\_Ellis](#):
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> The lesson here? Don’t post drunk.

Nope. The lesson is not to tip the sacred cows. Dopers revere their #3 just as much as redneck NASCAR fans theirs.

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