# Help me find my clothes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270 "2005-07-20T10:47:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/1 "2005-07-20T10:47:27Z")
More specifically, a particular pair of jeans. Last I recall, they were on the bedroom floor. They’re not there now. They’re not in the laundry, and they’re not in the wardrobe. 😕😕😕 ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/2 "2005-07-20T10:52:40Z")
If your jeans are walking away by themselves you should probably wash them more often. Either that, or the SDMB hampsters are tired of eating posts and have moved on to eating threads. **crickets** Get it? Threads, like in clothes? See it’s a pun, or play on words… Never mind. [sub]creeps shamefacedly away[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/3 "2005-07-20T11:17:33Z")
You’re wearing them. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/4 "2005-07-20T11:19:14Z")
I’ll give em back as soon as I’m through wearin’ em. They make my butt look good. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/5 "2005-07-20T11:21:56Z")
If the ‘post’ time is correct, it’s the middle of the day for you. And you JUST realized you don’t know where your pants are?? What the devil have you been doing all day w/o your pants on? Naughty boy. And if I were you I’d check the top of the door, that’s where I hang mine sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/6 "2005-07-20T12:13:04Z")
Check under the bed. OR In the refridgerator. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/7 "2005-07-20T12:26:06Z")
That two-drawer chest where you sometimes throw things when you take 'em off? Check _behind_ it. That’s where my tuxedo-front shirt was. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/8 "2005-07-20T12:37:02Z")
> [@Portia](#): > > If the ‘post’ time is correct, it’s the middle of the day for you. And you JUST realized you don’t know where your pants are?? What the devil have you been doing all day w/o your pants on? Recovering 😉 (But I’ve made it to work now. In different jeans.) > [@](#): > > And if I were you I’d check the top of the door, that’s where I hang mine sometimes. Nope > [@Madd Maxx](#): > > Check under the bed. Nope > [@](#): > > OR In the refridgerator. ?!?! > [@twickster](#): > > That two-drawer chest where you sometimes throw things when you take 'em off? Check _behind_ it. That’s where my tuxedo-front shirt was. Nope > [@swampbear](#): > > I’ll give em back as soon as I’m through wearin’ em. They make my butt look good. You do realise how unflattering that admission is? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/9 "2005-07-20T12:37:09Z")
You loaned them to your sister, remember? She was going to that party and needed a faaaabulous pair of jeans? Well…she ended up in a bedroom with some guy and… That’s where your jeans are. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/10 "2005-07-20T12:39:00Z")
You left them at Mornington Crescent. (come to think of it, that would add a certain spice to the game…) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/11 "2005-07-20T12:45:50Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > You loaned them to your sister, remember? She was going to that party and needed a faaaabulous pair of jeans? Well…she ended up in a bedroom with some guy and… Ah, so we were right about her and Tom? Still, don’t think she’d have worn my jeans. Except as a joke. > [@eleanorigby](#): > > You left them at Mornington Crescent. > (come to think of it, that would add a certain spice to the game…) How dare you insinuate that my gameplay is anything less than scintilating!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/12 "2005-07-20T13:24:35Z")
You know that night, when you went out, got pissed, and can’t remember much else… Well… I nicked 'em. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/13 "2005-07-20T13:26:28Z")
Have you tried calling Information? it worked for Stephen Wright… “This morning i couldn’t find my socks, so i called Information, she said they’re behind the couch…” “they were” ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/14 "2005-07-20T13:26:29Z")
If you were a Rangers fan, **Angua** , I’d probably believe you… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/15 "2005-07-20T13:31:04Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > If you were a Rangers fan, **Angua** , I’d probably believe you… They’re not that bad, are they? ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/16 "2005-07-20T13:34:17Z")
They were last night! Drunken bastards, every one of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/17 "2005-07-20T13:45:41Z")
Surely Rangers fan and drunk is a tautology? ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/18 "2005-07-20T13:51:46Z")
Touche. ‘Rangers fan’ and ‘bastard’, too, I suppose 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/19 "2005-07-20T13:58:28Z")
But you’re not bitter at all, are you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270/20 "2005-07-20T14:03:04Z")
Will no one think of the denim?! If it were me, they’d be under a tumbleweed-sized ball of dog hair in the footwell of the car. (No, I don’t get a lot of requests for rides home from work, now that you mention it…) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-my-clothes/313270.md?page=2)