# Help me find porn! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804 "2003-07-30T01:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/41 "2003-07-31T16:15:12Z")
**troub** , I can’t believe you think she’s cute. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t be turned on by this girl; I’d want to feed her. You can count her ribs! Someone needs to give the girl a cheeseburger, for cryin’ out loud! ---
**Author:** ![cgholycow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@cgholycow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgholycow)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/42 "2003-07-31T16:22:32Z")
we’re not in high school anymore. all people in question are old enough to be college graduates. we all went to the same high school, though, and that’s where the friendships began. ---
**Author:** ![fotosbyfrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/54ee81/32.png) [@fotosbyfrank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fotosbyfrank)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/43 "2003-07-31T16:31:19Z")
OK - found them Gawdawful pics. No composition. Poor lighting (betting it’s the on-camera flash on a cheap camera - it’s not sparkling the water as it comes out of the showerhead). Although she’s no raving beauty, she does have the height and build to model - although, she’d look much better with clothes and makeup on. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/44 "2003-07-31T16:33:59Z")
Ahh screw it, I’m givin’ up. Could someone email the link to me, please? ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/45 "2003-07-31T17:05:56Z")
Could someone email me with more direct hints as well…I just can’t seem to figure the puzzle out! (i believe it’s in my profile) ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/46 "2003-07-31T17:22:10Z")
**October** , I do agree she’s a little thin. I _am_ at work, so I’ve only peeked at them. . .I’ll have to _ahem_ study them a little more when I get home. . .and actually looking at #7 her face doesn’t look real cool after all. I don’t make comments about people being too thin, especially as long as they look fairly healthy–I’ve seen people with eating disorders, and it’s noticeable. I do, for the record, prefer the aesthetics of ladies with a little more bulk. So, in order to confirm that your friend is “so much hotter,” please hint as to where we can find her nudie pics to make an objective analysis. ---
**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/47 "2003-07-31T17:41:06Z")
Email me as well… it drives me nuts when I’m reading about things and haven’t actually seen them, and I don’t think computer-savvy to figure this puzzle out. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/48 "2003-07-31T17:58:54Z")
No nudie pictures of my friend, but I’ll describe her: 5’9", about 125 pounds. Thin, but willowy, not anorexic. Hour-glassish shape. Great legs, nice ass. Breasts are a middle B, and very shapely (no sagging or pencil nipples). Pretty face–finely chiseled, delicate features. She’s also smart, personable, fun, and NOT a skank (but not prudish, either). I’ll say it again: she’s much hotter than Skanky McShower. ---
**Author:** ![bayonet1976](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bayonet1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bayonet1976)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/49 "2003-07-31T18:13:54Z")
Can I get on that email list as well? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/50 "2003-07-31T19:48:41Z")
Awright… I’ve spent about an hour googling various permutations of the “brinkster” domain with the name and various other clues above, with no luck. Add me to the e-mail list please? ([astroboy14@hotmail.com](mailto:astroboy14@hotmail.com)) _Please note, I have no trouble finding enough porn for myself… it’s just that after reading this thread, I gotta see who we’re talking about!_ ---
**Author:** ![mamm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mamm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/51 "2003-07-31T20:02:17Z")
ARRGH!!! I tried every www??.brinkster.com/kristen, www??.brinkster.com/kristeno and www??.brinkster.com/kristen0 (0 \<= ? \<= 9) combination available and couldn’t find the correct domain. No 2 blank boxes for me, so I couldn’t start the “name the .jpg” game. Man, do I feel like an idiot. Please, please someone send the link to me too: mamm@virtos.com.br Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/52 "2003-07-31T20:08:37Z")
Re-read \*\*I am the walrus’s/B post. Start putting in numbers in place of the asterisks. for the username, see the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/53 "2003-07-31T20:13:27Z")
Well, if every number from 00 to 99 in place of the \*\*, and kristen/kristeno kristen0/kristen01~99 won’t cut it, I give. Damn I got tired of typing in URLs. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/54 "2003-07-31T20:46:42Z")
Ah my patience payed off…sort of. She’s alright, but (and I’ve honestly never said this before) she would probably look alot better if her breasts were larger. ---
**Author:** ![Trob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Trob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trob)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/55 "2003-07-31T21:03:29Z")
Yeah me to. For the life of me I cannot seem to find it. Sent the URL to [trob@airmail.net](mailto:trob@airmail.net). I would like to evaluate these for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/56 "2003-07-31T21:07:14Z")
Duke has cracked the kristeno porn code. And was sorely diappointed. To think I spent so much time trying to find _THAT_. Oh well, life’s a journey, not a destination…or something! ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/57 "2003-07-31T21:12:41Z")
Duke has cracked the kristeno porn code. And was sorely diappointed. To think I spent so much time trying to find _THAT_. Oh well, life’s a journey, not a destination…or something! ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/58 "2003-07-31T21:18:57Z")
Duke has cracked the kristeno porn code. And was sorely diappointed. To think I spent so much time trying to find _THAT_. Oh well, life’s a journey, not a destination…or something! ---
**Author:** ![aktep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@aktep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aktep)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/59 "2003-07-31T21:45:49Z")
waste of _31_ minutes. She’s ugly. ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/60 "2003-07-31T22:21:24Z")
I TOLD YOU ALL that they weren’t worth looking for. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804.md?page=4)