# Help me find porn! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804 "2003-07-30T01:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![rookie523](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@rookie523](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rookie523)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/61 "2003-07-31T22:33:33Z")
o!!! it took me 31 minutes to find that out… … nothing really special… ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/62 "2003-07-31T23:24:43Z")
What’s really bad is that I wrote a little JavaScript function to first loop through all the numbers in the web address andTh then loop through all the pictures. I feel so dirty now. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/63 "2003-07-31T23:40:44Z")
Definately too thin… but other than that she’s just fine. Certainly not ugly. ---
**Author:** ![boerjog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@boerjog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boerjog)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/64 "2003-07-31T23:43:22Z")
the vaginarium at _link removed_ comes with the kobe bryant rape cryer pictures… ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/65 "2003-07-31T23:50:53Z")
Ok ok… I was the first to make the call for … let us see… and I’ve tried to follow the hints… Pweeeeeease! Save my patience, I’m getting No where following the hints! _sigh_ \<:-( I’ve donned my dunce cap… will someone email me the link or, at least the ‘break-through’ for the search…??? [MarshalWyatt1@Aol.com](mailto:MarshalWyatt1@Aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/66 "2003-08-01T00:17:48Z")
Oooooooooooooh… Found her! Yup, right on 31 minutes, start to finish, and while this girl is Not a Zero, not “1” “10” jpg in the bunch! But, but, but, I’m thinkin’ … These don’t LOOK like self portraits … the “giggle/smile” shot doesn’t have the usual, “the timer is about to take a photo” look, at all … So, if your {makes note, October’s Girl friend is hot} Girlfriend’s now-ex Boyfriend Had the photos … Who TOOK em??? Hummmmmm??? Spooky part, that looks JUST like the tile and fixtures in MY guest bath! I don’t Remember taking those pictures, and I’m Sure I’d remember, really! I’d remember! … specially managing the kinda of photographic artistry that could make that skinny lil’ girl look like she had a huge butt, in those shorts! raises hand to volunteer to come take October’s pictures for Her own Brinkster site, for her out-of-country Boy friend … ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/67 "2003-08-01T00:25:05Z")
Could anyone reveal what website/program they used to search for this? I’m genuinely interested. also please email me the link at [ryle@operamail.com](mailto:ryle@operamail.com) im too stupid to figure this out ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/68 "2003-08-01T00:34:21Z")
The girl in the photo has a boyfriend. It’s possible that he took them, although we don’t know for sure. He has been travelling for work a lot recently… maybe they took these photos so he could have something to look forward to when he got home? Or maybe she’s just a skank. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/69 "2003-08-01T00:42:32Z")
Hmm. The photos wouldn’t come up on my computer. ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/70 "2003-08-01T00:47:19Z")
Heh. Add me to the email list please [arachnidlove213@aol.com](mailto:arachnidlove213@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/71 "2003-08-01T01:11:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by photopat \* > \*\*Hmm. The photos wouldn’t come up on my computer. \*\* If you are at the “Progressive Tens” page, you are close…time to do a little 1, 2, 3 URL guessing game. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/72 "2003-08-01T01:12:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by October \* > \*\*maybe they took these photos so he could have something to look forward to when he got home? \*\* Reminds me of the song…“Take the Long Way Home”… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/73 "2003-08-01T01:47:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by boerjog \* > \*\*the vaginarium at _link removed_ comes with the kobe bryant rape cryer pictures… \*\* Don’t post links to pornographic websites. And don’t post links to the Kobe Bryant chick, either. ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/74 "2003-08-01T01:55:06Z")
If you know the link to the pictures, please do not post them. If you’re too lazy and unadventurous to find them on your own, use that fabulous modern marvel… email! And seriously, they are not worth looking at. ---
**Author:** ![mamm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mamm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamm)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/75 "2003-08-01T14:00:20Z")
- #1 = 3 - #2 = 1 Damn out-of-date proxy’s DNS cache, returned a “no domain found” error for this particular combination yesterday (when I tried, as I said before, all the combinations of www??.brinkster.com/kristeno, with 0 \<= ? \<= 9). ---
**Author:** ![mamm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mamm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamm)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/76 "2003-08-01T14:37:42Z")
…and also check kristen?.jpg (1 \<= ? \<= 2)… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/77 "2003-08-01T15:34:05Z")
OK, so I got to progressive tens part, which is easy with the clues, and no porn there. I tried the sequentially numbered jpg game, but only found two pics, neither in the shower, and onw with no nudity at all (in both she is on a bed in a dress, but in one you can see a bit of nipple.) I tried every combo of kristen\*.jpg, kristen0\*.jpg, and kristeno\*.jpg, and only got those two. If someone could email me at [axpauction@yahoo.com](mailto:axpauction@yahoo.com), or just give another hint as to the shower pic(s) I would be much obliged. (I mean, now that I know what she looks like I have to see what the shower looks like, you know, to see the contrast between shadow and composition…) ---
**Author:** ![mamm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@mamm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamm)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/78 "2003-08-01T16:04:45Z")
bouv, try ?.jpg (1 \<= ? \<= 8). ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/79 "2003-08-01T22:45:40Z")
This was a fun little game, thought I’d see what else I could find out… Well, I know her fathers name is [deleted], and she lives with him in [deleted]… interesting [link deleted] I won’t post her e-mail… but it’s oh so easy to find. Good hunting ---
**Author:** ![October](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@October](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/October)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804/80 "2003-08-01T22:52:41Z")
YOU DUMBASS!! What are you thinking posting her real name on line??? I have no love for this girl, but I do respect her privacy enough not to post her last name and a link to her email address. I only requested help finding a website that posted no personal information. COLDFIRE–please delete the above post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-porn/191804.md?page=5)