# Help Me find Punk Christmas Songs!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 16, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119 "2002-12-16T17:50:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119/21 "2002-12-17T01:21:31Z")

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Bad Religion - “Silent Night”, “Joy to the World”  
Tenacious D - “Things I Want”  
Less Than Jake - “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”  
Bouncing Souls - “Do They Know It’s Christmas”

That’s all I have in my collection.

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119/22 "2002-12-17T01:45:35Z")

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“The Night Santa Went Crazy”, Weird Al Yankovitch.

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**Author:** ![psychomonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@psychomonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychomonkey)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119/23 "2002-12-17T02:48:26Z")

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not a song so much, but i really enjoy Henry Rollins reading of “The night before Christmas” Its pretty dark and backed up by gunfire, and helicopters… His voice is just soo… I dont know the word for it. I dig it though.

PS Might I suggest the No Doubt cover of Oi! to the World? I dig the vandals version, Gwen Stefani is not only friggin hot, but has a pretty fitting voice for the song.

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**Author:** ![marinwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119/24 "2002-12-17T04:25:04Z")

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“Super Sunny Christmas” by Redd Kross.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119/25 "2002-12-17T07:25:14Z")

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I do have a 45 of Patti Smith Group singing “White Christmas” but its only merit is that it’s Patti.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-punk-christmas-songs/143119/26 "2002-12-17T09:05:43Z")

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There was a song in the movie **Trancers** , that I’d like to track down (and nominate for this thread), but I’ve no idea who the band was or what the song title was, and I’m too lazy/pressed for time/flat out tired to go Google it down m’self, right now.

The lyrics I recall:  
Dashing through the snow  
Penis in my hand  
Shoot my steamy load  
I don’t care where it lands

This may not be entirely accurate. Cracked me up, though. Oh, and the chorus, and possibly the title, was, I think, **Jingle Balls**.

Anyone have a clue?  
[sub]Dry hair’s for squids.[/sub]

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