# Help me find this anti-Chicago Bears parody song.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 25, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-anti-chicago-bears-parody-song/568857 "2011-01-25T00:40:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-anti-chicago-bears-parody-song/568857/1 "2011-01-25T00:40:08Z")

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Back in the 80’s there was this anti-Chicago Bears parody song being played on the local (Milwaukee) radio.

Went something like:

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“…The Monsters of the Midway, the best Chi-Town can do. Wanna win another Super Bowl, ya know that they’ll never do…”

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Anyone remember this? Who sang it?

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**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-anti-chicago-bears-parody-song/568857/2 "2011-01-25T01:01:22Z")

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This sounds different from “The Bears Still Suck” by the Happy Schnapps Combo, but I just wanted to make sure.