# Help me find this porn movie please **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 29, 2014, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821 "2014-03-29T06:58:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/1 "2014-03-29T06:58:47Z")
Okay, I know that this is a veeeeery longshot, (no pun intended) but I figure my chances are better here than … well, I don’t even know where else I could ask. I used to have this porn flick that was loosely based on “A Clockwork Orange.” Yeah, that’s what I said, too. But it was actually pretty good, and very funny in parts. The title was the usual bad pun on the name of the original movie, so it would be like “A Cockwork Orange” or something stupid like that. I don’t remember exactly what the title was though. Anybody happen to know? ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/2 "2014-03-29T07:02:15Z")
P.S. On a sudden hunch that that might _ **actually** _ be the title, I googled it, but the facebook page and youtube video seem to be unrelated. Musta been some other dumb pun. ---
**Author:** ![Vercingetorix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/848f3c/32.png) [@Vercingetorix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vercingetorix)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/3 "2014-03-29T07:16:29Z")
What is [A Clockwork Orgy (1995)](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123693/)? ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/4 "2014-03-29T07:35:52Z")
Woo hoo! Too much!! Eighteen minutes!! **Vercingetorix,** you absolutely rock! Thanks so much! ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/5 "2014-03-29T07:50:36Z")
Too bad the original movie didn’t have nudity or softcoreish sex. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/6 "2014-03-29T09:27:23Z")
A little bit of the old “in-out, in-out.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/8 "2014-03-29T11:22:51Z")
Reported ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/9 "2014-03-29T13:19:57Z")
> [@Vercingetorix](#): > > What is [A Clockwork Orgy (1995)](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123693/)? A real horrorshow chelloveck you are! ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/10 "2014-03-29T13:32:41Z")
If you google it, you may just find the whole thing on the first page. So I heard. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/11 "2014-03-29T13:46:09Z")
Since we’re asking about porn movies. . … Back in the early '80s, my husband rented parts one and two of a series of the best porn with a plot I’d ever seen. It was about one girl who used sex to climb to the top of a family owned business. He never found any other installments and I always wondered if she got her "cum"uppance. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/12 "2014-03-29T14:09:52Z")
Was it _How to Suck Seed in Business Without Really Trying_ ? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/13 "2014-03-29T14:17:29Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Was it _How to Suck Seed in Business Without Really Trying_ ? Before I search like an idiot-- is that a for real title? ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/14 "2014-03-29T14:32:32Z")
I searched it for you. First Google hit is twitter, second is this thread so I’d guess no. My sweetie said you didn’t give enough to narrow it down. However he did say he remembers Wanda Whips Wall Street but that was a movie, no installments and no family business. If you know he names of anyone in it, you can check [www.iafd.com](http://www.iafd.com). The 80’s are his favorite porn era, not filled with out of control bush or plastic surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/15 "2014-03-29T14:35:58Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Since we’re asking about porn movies. . … Back in the early '80s, my husband rented parts one and two of a series of the best porn with a plot I’d ever seen. It was about one girl who used sex to climb to the top of a family owned business. He never found any other installments and I always wondered if she got her "cum"uppance. There was a fairly high-profile four-part, incest-themed porn series titled [Taboo American Style](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128683/) released in 1985. Is that the one? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/16 "2014-03-29T14:55:00Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > There was a fairly high-profile four-part, incest-themed porn series titled [Taboo American Style](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128683/) released in 1985. Is that the one? That’s it! I didn’t know it was high profile. I’ve got fancy porn tastes. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/17 "2014-03-29T17:35:05Z")
How does fancy porn taste? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/18 "2014-03-29T18:49:35Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > How does fancy porn taste? Like herpes, the royalty of STDs. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/19 "2014-03-29T20:49:34Z")
Taboo _American Style_? Because the [Taboo series](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taboo_%28film_series%29) it is ripping off(?) is totally from Albania? > [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > How does fancy porn taste? Caviar lube. Monocles uses sexually, somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/20 "2014-03-29T21:37:42Z")
“Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?” ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821/21 "2014-03-29T22:02:30Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > That’s it! I didn’t know it was high profile. I’ve got fancy porn tastes. It was directed by Henri Pachard, and was from the last era when they tried to make porn films that were, in the words of Jack Horner “…a real goddamn movie.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-porn-movie-please/684821.md?page=2)