# Help me find this thread...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-thread/310378>\
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**Created:** [June 29, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-thread/310378 "2005-06-29T16:15:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-thread/310378/1 "2005-06-29T16:15:21Z")

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Anther “obscure thread” hunt. I can’t even remember which forum this was in, and have no idea what keywords to use to search it.

It started with someone posting something asinine like, “If lesbians don’t like men, why don’t they just use dildos instead?” There was then a hilarious pile-on, with people echoing the formula “if _x_ doesn’t like _y_, why don’t they just…”

A search for “lesbians dildos” yielded many interesting threads, but not this one.

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**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-find-this-thread/310378/2 "2005-06-29T16:17:24Z")

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Ack…of course, minutes after posting this, I found it: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194906](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194906)