# Help me finish this super-hero joke

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-finish-this-super-hero-joke/486305>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 17, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-finish-this-super-hero-joke/486305 "2009-02-17T19:14:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-finish-this-super-hero-joke/486305/41 "2009-02-18T23:59:43Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> [Hey, we can do that IRL now!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultured_diamonds#High_pressure.2C_high_temperature)

Not with our BARE HANDS. And I don’t think they’re gem quality diamonds. And I suspect that, if Superman were real, diamonds he made would be more valuable than natural ones because HE made them.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-finish-this-super-hero-joke/486305/42 "2009-02-19T00:49:46Z")

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Character A: Superheroes can reconfigure their bodies, right? You told me the other day you didn’t have to fart anymore.

Character B: That’s because I had my asshole surgically removed.

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