# Help me ID this cheesy movie from almost no clues!

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**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-id-this-cheesy-movie-from-almost-no-clues/152833 "2003-02-05T01:14:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-id-this-cheesy-movie-from-almost-no-clues/152833/1 "2003-02-05T01:14:58Z")

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Okay, there’s this movie that’s been floating around in my head for the last few years, and I cannot identify it. Here’s what I remember:

1. It was the sort of low-budget, soft-core, _Porky’s_ knock-off that was popular to many a teenager who stayed up past 1:30am and watched cable.

2. It apparently had something to do with an all-girl’s school.

3. It featured many topless women, and, IIRC, there was a scene set in a basement/dungeon sort of thing.

4. I remember _ONE_ line of dialogue: The scene was that a bunch of girls were sunbathing topless on a roof. The headmaster or whatever of the school caught them. The herione, being the sarcastic character that she was, asked him, “Do you want some band-aids for your nipples?” (Apparently sunbathing nude causes some sort of problem to the female nipple, so they were covering them with band-aids)  
Can anyone help?

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**Author:** ![Keweenaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Keweenaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keweenaw)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-id-this-cheesy-movie-from-almost-no-clues/152833/2 "2003-02-05T01:30:27Z")

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[Private School](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086143)

maybe?

1983

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-id-this-cheesy-movie-from-almost-no-clues/152833/3 "2003-02-05T01:31:06Z")

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I know it. I’ll help you if you [you help me](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160742). 😃