# Help me identify movie scene "I've got two words for you, go f\*ck yourself" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 19, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356 "2018-06-19T02:38:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/1 "2018-06-19T02:38:29Z")
Driving me crazy that I can’t remember this scene. I was pretty sure it was Goodfellas, Casino, Scareface, DeNiro, something testosterone fueled. Help me out. It’s a total whoosh. Two words for you “go fuck yourself” and the other person then answers something like “jokes on you, that’s actually 3 words.” Dang, this is bugging me. I used it in a thread yesterday. Also tonight at dinner with my eldest (with an non profane example), who promptly and smugly replied “that’s 3 words Dad”. She is going to film school in the fall, so I want to help prepare her with at least this tidbit. She also finds it hilarious when I throw in things like “hang a louie, take a Roger at the light.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/2 "2018-06-19T02:52:57Z")
> [@China\_Guy](#): > > Driving me crazy that I can’t remember this scene. I was pretty sure it was Goodfellas, Casino, Scareface, DeNiro, something testosterone fueled. > > Help me out. It’s a total whoosh. Two words for you “go fuck yourself” and the other person then answers something like “jokes on you, that’s actually 3 words.” I remember in _ **Die Hard II** _, Samantha the reporter is hounding the disgraced mercenary Colonel for a quote: \*“Do you have a word for us, Colonel?” “Yeah, I have two words for you: ‘fuck’ and ‘you.’”\* However, I don’t recall if Sam had a witty rejoinder. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/3 "2018-06-19T03:01:23Z")
De Niro does it to Charles Grodin in MIDNIGHT RUN. ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/4 "2018-06-19T03:15:43Z")
I LOVE this place. Solved. Thank you Waldo P, that was really bothering me. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/5 "2018-06-19T05:55:38Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > De Niro does it to Charles Grodin in MIDNIGHT RUN. “I’ve got two words for you: Shut The Fuck Up!” ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/6 "2018-06-19T13:40:25Z")
I still use that quote. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-movie-scene-ive-got-two-words-for-you-go-f-ck-yourself/816356/7 "2018-06-26T05:15:36Z")
There’s a scene in _Catch Me If You Can_ in which the Tom Hanks character’s FBI colleagues are teasing him for being humorless. One of them says he probably doesn’t even know any jokes. Hanks insists he _does_ know a joke. “Oh, yeah?” his fellow agent says. “Tell it to us.” “OK. Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” Hanks fumes, realizes he doesn’t have a punchline, and says, “Go fuck yourself!”