# help me identify this dumb line/lyric?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 13, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566 "2002-11-13T12:39:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/1 "2002-11-13T12:39:28Z")

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dopers,  
this has been rolling around in my head as long as i remember, what is it and where did it come from?

“every time i go downtown, somebody kicks my dog around”  
“makes no difference if he is a hound, you’d better stop kickin’ my dog around”

unclviny

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/2 "2002-11-13T14:10:27Z")

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Jim dog? I remember people playing this song when I was growing up. IANAFMH (I am not a folk music historian) but as far as I know, it’s just a traditional folk song with no known author.

IIRC I do believe Dylan did a version of it at some point.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/3 "2002-11-13T14:17:33Z")

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[Here ya go.](http://www.bobdylanroots.com/dog.html)

Did a google search on

lyrics kick “dog around”

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**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/4 "2002-11-13T15:15:08Z")

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thanks dopers!

unclviny

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/5 "2002-11-15T09:17:58Z")

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The band [Guadalacanal Diary](http://www.guadalcanaldiary.com/) (site not updated in a year and a half or so) did a song on their final album, _Flip-Flop,_ called “…Vista” which had the lyrics:

_Every time I go to town,  
Boys start kicking my dog around.  
And every time I go to sleep,  
Wakes me up with this crazy speech:_

This was followed by a long, nonsensical chorus that was repeated a couple of times. I’m pretty sure I remember this nonsensical chorus from sitting around the campfire as a kid too, but I don’t know that it had any connection with the dog-kicking lyrics.

Unfortunately, the lyrics pages seem to have disappeared from the site.

I’m glad this came up; I went to college with Rhett Crowe, the bassist for Guadalcanal Diary, and I hadn’t thought of them in years.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/6 "2002-11-15T09:22:27Z")

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_House of Pain_ also sang that line but apparently that wasn’t the answer you were looking for 😉

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**Author:** ![Orville\_mogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/aeb1de/32.png) [@Orville\_mogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orville_mogul)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/7 "2017-07-11T18:08:14Z")

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funny, my daughter just came back from drama camp singing this song. I immediately remembered the Guadalcanal Diary version from high school. Great song.

(yes, zombie thread, so what?)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/8 "2017-07-11T22:46:11Z")

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Gotta pile on:

Harry Dean Stanton sings/plays harmonica on this tune somewhere in the middle of “Kelly’s Heroes.” I guess they’re insinuating the song is WWII or earlier.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-dumb-line-lyric/136566/9 "2017-07-12T05:24:13Z")

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I thought it was that Tom Petty song featuring Stevie Nicks:

_“Baby, you could never look me in the eye  
Yeah, you buckle with the weight of the words  
Stop kickin’ my,  
Stop kickin’ my,  
Stop kickin’ my dog around…”_
