# Help me identify this weed/grass

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [June 11, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063 "2021-06-11T18:26:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![jebert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ec9cab/32.png) [@jebert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jebert)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/1 "2021-06-11T18:26:10Z")

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This weed/grass has a single stem 8 to 12 inches long and about 1/16" in diameter. At the top is a tiny pine-cone-shaped bud about 3/4" to 1" long and 1/4" in diameter surrounded with a corona of very tiny white flowers spoking out from the bud. The bud is usually a brownish color above the corona and green below it. The slender stem is green and not circular in cross section - maybe square or pentagonal. It is fairly common here in the midwest at this time of year.

Can anyone tell me what it is?

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### Author: ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/2 "2021-06-11T18:27:45Z")

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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### Author: ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2021, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/3 "2021-06-11T18:43:39Z")

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A plantain (narrow leaf or buckthorn)?

[Plantain](https://images.app.goo.gl/jFBvZtxyYyjEpovr7)

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### Author: ![jebert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ec9cab/32.png) [@jebert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jebert)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/4 "2021-06-11T19:13:41Z")

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Thank you, kayaker. That is indeed it.

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### Author: ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/5 "2021-06-11T19:22:42Z")

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You described it well!

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### Author: ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/6 "2021-06-12T17:52:49Z")

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When I was a kid, we had a reel-style power mower, and it would run right over those buckhorn weeds and leave them unscathed.

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2021, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/7 "2021-06-13T11:36:33Z")

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Another “when I was a kid” — we used to shoot those at each other. Pick it at the base so the stem is long, make a loop, and fold the base end tightly over the stem a couple inches back of the pod head. If you whip that folded part forward, it’ll pop the seed head off with a fair bit of force. Fun times.

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/8 "2021-06-13T22:37:38Z")

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Wuss.  
We threw lawn darts at each other.

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2021, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-identify-this-weed-grass/944063/9 "2021-06-13T22:50:19Z")

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Oh, we did that too.

And bottle rockets, and roman candles, and potato guns, and, and, and …
