# Help me keep my hostage alive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-keep-my-hostage-alive/929355>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 31, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-keep-my-hostage-alive/929355 "2020-12-31T15:55:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-keep-my-hostage-alive/929355/5 "2020-12-31T16:04:25Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> This is very creepy.

Please don’t threadshit. If you think a thread is inappropriate, report it.

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