# Help me make a playlist.  Misogynist Music

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 19, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667 "2012-06-19T18:30:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/61 "2012-06-20T13:25:31Z")

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Any Zappa song that mentions Suzy Creamcheese.

Or his “Jazz Discharge Party Hats” (with Steve Vai).

Not misogynistic like the blues guys (“can’t live with 'em, can’t live without 'em” kind of vibe), but rather by objectifying chicks as sex objects and sluts. Zappa’s one blemish, in the eyes of many fans.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/62 "2012-06-20T14:40:47Z")

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I’m surprised nobody mentioned Ted Nugent’s “Stranglehold,” in which he’s about to beat up the girl who dumped him.

_**"You ran that night that you left me.  
You put me in my place  
I got you in a stranglehold, Baby,  
I’m gonna crush your face."**_

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/63 "2012-06-20T14:42:03Z")

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“I Gotcha” by Joe Tex

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/64 "2012-06-20T14:44:53Z")

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For self-pity, there’s “I’ll Cry Instead” by the Beatles or “When a Man Loves a Woman” by Percy Sledge.\*

But for pure misogyny, you can’t beat Gordon Lightfoot’s “For Loving Me.”

- For some reason, many people think this is a romantic song… but it’s really a long gripe about how horrible women are, about how deceitful and evil they are, and how a man in love can never see how rotten his woman is.

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/65 "2012-06-20T14:49:10Z")

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One of my favorite bitter relationship songs is I’ve Come to Expect it From You by George Strait.

Also vote for Gin Blossoms, Found Out About You.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/66 "2012-06-20T15:42:17Z")

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An older pop tune I just thought of: “Hats Off To Larry” by Del Shannon. Sample lyrics:

> [@](#):
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> Once I had a pretty girl,  
> Her name it doesn’t matter;  
> She went away with another guy–  
> Now he won’t even look at her…
> 
> Hats off to Larry,  
> He broke your heart,  
> Just like you broke mine when you  
> Said we must part.  
> He told you lies, now it’s  
> Your turn to CRY CRY CRY-Y  
> Now that Larry said goodbye to you.

A peppy little “congratulations to the guy who hurt you the you hurt me” song.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/67 "2012-06-20T15:52:21Z")

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Bobby Womack - _If you think you’re lonely now…_  
Steve Holy - _Brand New Girlfriend_  
Sting - \*Every Breath You Take \*(in case you’re pissed at your ex)

And who could forget Cee-Lo Green’s _"F_\*\* you?"\*

By the way, stay away from the Bee Gees (or Bread or Air Supply or REO Speedwagon or most of the skinny jeans wearing emo bands prevalent in this century) during this time. You might try to get back with whoever broke your heart…or kill yourself…

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**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/68 "2012-06-20T16:06:08Z")

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Puddle of Mud’s: [She Hates Me](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYE4CVhVkhw)

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/69 "2012-06-20T19:30:09Z")

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Well, the first thing I thought of was “[I Love You Miss Ogyny](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ttqwg_MjJY)” by the Groundhogs, but it’s not really about how bad the woman is so much as how messed up the singer is.

Perhaps more on topic would be “[All Women Are Bad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SToWI97I3HQ)” by the Cramps.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/70 "2012-06-20T20:06:30Z")

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Just break out the collected works of [The Mentors](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Mentors_songs) and call it a day.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/71 "2012-06-20T20:36:06Z")

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Black Hearted Woman" by the Allman Brothers  
Felicia by the Constellations … sounds like a love song, but Felicia is not a swetheart

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**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/72 "2012-06-20T21:50:12Z")

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A couple others, for people who want to feel good about their breakup… these aren’t actually misogynistic as they are equally appropriate for either sex but happen to be sung by guys.

Lyle Lovett, “[God Will](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghJsy4Vr9dc)”

Roy Clark, “[Thank God and Greyhound](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx8x3LCnYZw)”

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/73 "2012-06-21T01:20:05Z")

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More Stones, “Out Of Time”

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/74 "2012-06-21T04:58:12Z")

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Santana’s “Evil Ways”  
Tim Wilson’s “Trailer Park Woman”

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/75 "2012-06-21T05:12:55Z")

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Lots and lots of **ZZ Top**!

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/76 "2012-06-21T06:31:28Z")

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Almost forgot **Dirt Nasty** :

[Fuck Me I’m Famous](http://youtu.be/27-5rUE-CE4)

[Choke](http://youtu.be/dgdNQuzARBI)

[1969](http://youtu.be/MTYPNo4U2aE)

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/77 "2012-06-21T06:58:30Z")

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14 years Guns N Roses

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/78 "2012-06-21T09:23:00Z")

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There’s always [This little number.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSDSpG_6P9s)

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/79 "2012-06-21T11:32:55Z")

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Just like a Woman - Dylan  
Always a Woman - Billy Joel  
A Man Needs a Maid - Neil Young

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-a-playlist-misogynist-music/625667/80 "2012-06-21T13:46:08Z")

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> [@Taomist](#):
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> Well crap; my whole life I’ve interpretted it a third way, which is “If you ain’t got a woman, you ain’t got the problems that come with them”. :smack::smack:  
> I’m smacking myself in the face a lot today. 😛

Huh, apparently so – from one of the innumerable lyrics websites:

> [@](#):
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> Ev’rything’s gonna be alright
> 
> So, no woman, no cry  
> No, no woman, no woman, no cry  
> Oh, little darling, don’t shed no tears

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