# Help me make fun of Crystal Gail

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971 "2011-10-08T04:00:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![loshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce73a5/32.png) [@loshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loshan)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971/21 "2011-10-10T20:14:12Z")

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What? Nobody wants to take on spiritual teachers and tsunamis caused by unresolved emotions? Step up people!

Question for **Full Metal** : Can I get a second mind shield for an additional processing charge?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971/22 "2011-10-10T20:50:12Z")

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**Help me make fun of Crystal Gail**

Well, her name sounds like transparent wind.

OK, I got nothin’.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971/23 "2011-10-10T21:04:16Z")

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What happened to her long beautiful hair?

No, I can do better. Let’s see…

I’ll bet Eddie Rabbitt is spinning in his grave.

No, I guess I’ve got nothing either.

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**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971/24 "2011-10-10T23:59:42Z")

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I’m glad to see it’s only a case of new age nonsense. As I opened the thread I was fully expecting to see she had become one of the new breed of ultra-conservative sociopaths. And that would have ruined my enjoyment of one of my favorite 70s tunes.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971/25 "2011-10-11T00:02:31Z")

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But I saw the 5th Dimension on tour with Crystal Gail!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-fun-of-crystal-gail/598971/26 "2011-10-11T00:40:20Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> But I saw the 5th Dimension on tour with Crystal Gail!

[Charlie Sheen]Winning![/Charlie Sheen]

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