That title is just so begging for a joke! I feel like Chandler when he couldn’t make a wise crack. Aaauugh!
Hey, if there are any attractive women out there who are willing, I’m open to other interpretations, as well 
Fleece sheets. Just like fleece you wear, fleece sheets and bedding is the warmest thing I’ve ever slept in. Beats flannel hands down. So warm I haven’t even bothered to get my down comforter out yet, and it’s been below zero here for 3 days now. And I keep my temp at 57 at night.
I know they’re available at Kohl’s dept store. Might be available at a Target too.