# Help me make this sex stool out of PVC **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092 "2015-04-08T03:08:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/21 "2015-04-08T13:13:27Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > Conversation is fun but I’m really still looking for help with the task in the OP. Mostly the straps part. I think the elastic resistance straps I mentioned should do the trick. They come in various widths, and I think you should be able to find some that will hold the weight. And they don’t appear to be too expensive, so you can afford to break some while, uh, experimenting. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/22 "2015-04-08T13:20:08Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > Why is it in most of the positions, it’s the woman doing all of the work? Woman’s work is never done, huh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/23 "2015-04-08T14:07:01Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Woman’s work is never done, huh? 😃 No, done in about five minutes or so. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/24 "2015-04-08T14:10:45Z")
Appropriate user name given the operation of the “device.” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/25 "2015-04-08T14:49:30Z")
“It’s been ages since I had anything twixt my nethers that weren’t run on batteries!” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/26 "2015-04-08T16:48:56Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > 1. I heard you can actually dye PVC. Anyone ever done it? I’ve never tried but maybe you could cover it in glitter. That’d make it fancy and exciting. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/27 "2015-04-08T17:18:28Z")
Will the elastic bands support livestock? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/28 "2015-04-08T17:46:24Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > You might want to get with **SA** , I hear he’s pretty good with paper towel tubes. This is uncalled for in this thread. Let’s not make potshots at other posters unless you’re in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/29 "2015-04-08T17:47:06Z")
I can’t open the link, as I am at work, but for bands - the bands used for pull-up assists are ridiculously strong. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/30 "2015-04-08T17:52:50Z")
> [@MikeG](#): > > **Don’t do it.** PVC is not a structural material. It’s decently strong in compression but it’ll fracture under torsional loads. **Sharp, jagged, fractures**. Alumni I is what it should be made of; strong but bends rather than breaks. Shattered PVC is nasty stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/31 "2015-04-08T19:39:51Z")
> [@bobkitty](#): > > Oh god oh god oh god… That’s what _she_ said… ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/32 "2015-04-08T23:24:03Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > Will the elastic bands support livestock? How about just a pleasingly plump sheep? ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/33 "2015-04-08T23:40:06Z")
…because, I gotta tell you, there’s nothing sexier than having your face between a pair of [furry mutton chops](http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2010/8/5/12/enhanced-buzz-8588-1281024405-16.jpg)! ---
**Author:** ![HeXen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@HeXen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeXen)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/34 "2015-04-08T23:40:29Z")
I guess i need a picture of a couple on it cause looking at the thing, it doesn’t look anything special for sex ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/35 "2015-04-08T23:54:40Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > …because, I gotta tell you, there’s nothing sexier than having your face between a pair of [furry mutton chops](http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2010/8/5/12/enhanced-buzz-8588-1281024405-16.jpg)! Gene Wilder would certainly enjoy that. > [@HeXen](#): > > I guess i need a picture of a couple on it cause looking at the thing, it doesn’t look anything special for sex So if you put yours in the living room, no one would be the wiser? Check out the web sites for (animated) illustrations and be prepared to be enlightened. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/36 "2015-04-09T01:03:00Z")
**Cubsfan** , check out the DIY groups on FetLife. I know a few of the posters there have quite a bit of experience building amusing sexual accoutrements. You can also Google “DIY Queening Chair” for instructions. > [@Penfeather](#): > > This looks like how anecdotes at the A&E get started. It is. Also anecdotes from people who process medical claims. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/37 "2015-04-09T01:10:13Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Shattered PVC is nasty stuff. [Here’s an example I saw recently.](https://youtu.be/GJ5bfAzRTVA?t=44s) See those pointy bits? You don’t want those to be underneath you when something breaks. ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/38 "2015-04-09T02:01:23Z")
I’d be worried about breaking my dick on that thing . One wrong bounce, and off to the ER I go. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/39 "2015-04-09T04:05:47Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > Will the elastic bands support livestock? > [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > How about just a pleasingly plump sheep? A minor point … the sheep doesn’t necessarily need to be alive. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092/40 "2015-04-09T15:38:44Z")
Please tell me that’s a gag site. No one has actually purchased something like that. Please. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-make-this-sex-stool-out-of-pvc/717092.md?page=3)