# Help me name an airline **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976 "2013-03-15T02:58:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/1 "2013-03-15T02:58:14Z")
The title says it all. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/2 "2013-03-15T02:59:54Z")
FishAir You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/3 "2013-03-15T03:14:40Z")
Delaware Overseas Airlines Fly DOA - First in the Air, First on the Ground. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/4 "2013-03-15T03:22:12Z")
Wayne’s Crazy Discount Flights ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/5 "2013-03-15T03:28:59Z")
Buddy Holly Airlines. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/6 "2013-03-15T03:29:34Z")
Navigator Airlines ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/7 "2013-03-15T03:34:36Z")
Penguin Airlines - “We fly like a bird”. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Downtown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mr\_Downtown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Downtown)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/8 "2013-03-15T03:52:28Z")
The Gladys L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/9 "2013-03-15T04:05:03Z")
Receding Airlines ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/10 "2013-03-15T04:56:54Z")
[Oceanic Airlines](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_Airlines). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/11 "2013-03-15T05:07:06Z")
Flying the Coop. (Sorry, I was re reading the Violently fought over a chicken coop" thread.) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/12 "2013-03-15T05:28:17Z")
Wing and a prayer air ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/13 "2013-03-15T05:33:34Z")
> [@Mr\_Downtown](#): > > The Gladys L. Ferguson Airline > and Storm Door Company **[Grace](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yFLA10CF88)** L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/14 "2013-03-15T07:08:19Z")
Hookers & Blow International Party Airline. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/15 "2013-03-15T09:49:10Z")
Ancient one: Fly By Night Airlines ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/16 "2013-03-15T10:12:48Z")
If you’re serving the Middle East, or the NBA: Air Jordan If you want a lucrative advertising deal: Nike Air If you don’t give a shit about legroom: Compressed Air ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/17 "2013-03-15T10:24:07Z")
You guys definitely have a sense of humour. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/18 "2013-03-15T12:45:03Z")
NakedAir – we have the fastest security checkpoint in the industry. ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/19 "2013-03-15T12:49:05Z")
Flying High Airlines ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976/20 "2013-03-15T13:23:25Z")
Monster Truck Air - We fly anywhere 12 bus widths away. “Pay for a whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-an-airline/652976.md?page=2)