# Help me name my band! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 16, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669 "2015-11-16T03:30:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![betterlifethroughchemistry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/betterlifethroughchemistry/32/3094_2.png) [@betterlifethroughchemistry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betterlifethroughchemistry)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/61 "2015-11-21T01:31:27Z")
> [@stillownedbysetters](#): > > My coworker just suggested “Free Beer” for your band name. He says if the club puts that up on their marquee, you’ll get a big crowd. :rolleyes: There was a band several years ago in Saratoga Springs called “Free Beer and Hot Wings.” Don’t know whatever happened to them. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/62 "2015-11-21T02:21:43Z")
Add me to the Zebras May Bite camp. It makes want to start a band just so I could use it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cutman74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@cutman74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cutman74)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/63 "2015-11-21T02:50:43Z")
The only other one I ever had was the name for my r&b band. B-ill and the Fleshtones. My name’s Bill, ya see. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/64 "2015-11-21T16:02:33Z")
Flipper and the Sea Cucumbers ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/65 "2015-11-21T16:50:20Z")
Living Through Phones ---
**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/66 "2015-11-21T18:01:07Z")
Void star ---
**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/67 "2015-11-22T02:49:05Z")
Taste Accountants (Play off of “De gustibus non est disputandum” which is often translated “there’s no accounting for taste”) ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/68 "2015-11-25T03:16:25Z")
Association Foosball. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/69 "2015-11-25T03:23:52Z")
The Soft Shoulders. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/70 "2015-11-25T16:03:54Z")
Tongue Trippers Flea Elections Silicon Spoons All Thumbs The Ski Daddies The Defenestrators Flies on Floaters ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/71 "2015-11-25T23:51:37Z")
I like making up band names for stories. If you want one of them, it’s yours. Anonymous Sects Torn Starlight Jung Love The Eternity Game Project Pram International Kiss Weekend Daylight Icarus Blossoms Larkspur Honey ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/72 "2015-11-26T00:49:57Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Icarus Blossoms > Larkspur Honey Those sound like Bond Girls. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/73 "2015-11-26T01:43:25Z")
Spoil the Rod and Spare the Child ---
**Author:** ![bunyupp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@bunyupp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunyupp)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/74 "2015-12-03T17:15:14Z")
al Queso ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/75 "2015-12-03T21:01:04Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > The Soft Shoulders. If you are into road signs: Falling Rock. No double-entendre intended, but could be implied. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/76 "2015-12-03T21:11:35Z")
Eagles of Adult Contemporary Or is that redundant? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/77 "2015-12-03T23:19:52Z")
Dastardly Custard Field Foxes Davy’s Navy (Piano Man reference) Fluster [Zonkey!](http://www.lostateminor.com/2013/11/15/meet-ippo-the-italian-zonkey/) The Rests ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/78 "2015-12-04T04:09:53Z")
“Zonkeys May Bite”? I don’t have a pic/sign for that! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/79 "2015-12-04T04:41:34Z")
Seal’s face ---
**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-band/737669/80 "2015-12-04T05:21:31Z")
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