# Help me name my bar trivia team! (Need answer fast-ish) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 10, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304 "2012-10-10T13:05:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/1 "2012-10-10T13:05:56Z")
Tonight will be the second night that my friends and I have gotten together to play live trivia. The first time, we didn’t think up a name ahead of time, and put in “Duh…winning!” which was kind of lame, but nobody could think anything better on short notice. A few things about us. First, we’re mostly a bit older than the other participants. I, at 34, am tied for the youngest on my team. The other two members are in their 50s. The guy who is my age is a doctor; the rest of us are lawyers. Because this crowd skews young, most of the names are things like “Taste My Pickle” and “The Vageniuses”, which aren’t really our thing. Mind you, I can appreciate a good dick joke, but it has to be clever. I think the other team members would prefer to keep the name relatively clean. We’re all Democrats, so we’d be okay taking it political. Any ideas for us? Thanks! I’ll let you know tonight if we chose one of your suggestions. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/2 "2012-10-10T13:13:47Z")
I kinda like “Needs Answer Fast-ish”. ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/3 "2012-10-10T13:23:45Z")
My group always goes for “quiz” puns, for example: Quiz in my Pants Quizzard’s Sleeve The Quiztory Boys Les Quizerables Fo’ Shizzle My Quizzle You will probably be able to come up with better ones with more than a minute’s thought. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/4 "2012-10-10T13:27:07Z")
I think you should just click the “New Posts” tab at the top of this page and pick from the thread titles. There are some decent ones in there. Of what’s up there now, I kind of like: Does Sesame Street Actually _Need_ Government Funding Teen loses stomach after drinking liquid nitrogen cocktail Apparently the Heel Bone is a Bad Thing To Break Sovereign citizen tests his theories in practice; is shocked by the results ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/5 "2012-10-10T13:50:04Z")
The Untouchables Pork What Doctors and Lawyers fall back on. Ha ha, just kidding. The idea is funny though. The Student Loans I don’t have any idea if it’s still fun when guys think beyond cocks and balls for something like this, but I’m enjoying myself. Gosh, I could go on… Hey, Cocks and Balls! Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/6 "2012-10-10T13:58:11Z")
Clever Dick Joke Not Very Vague Reference to a Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/7 "2012-10-10T14:02:31Z")
We Said Penis ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/8 "2012-10-10T14:11:28Z")
Last Place It’s Never Lupus Everything is coming up Milhouse ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/9 "2012-10-10T14:14:05Z")
## Magic Johnson and the Tricky Dicks Ceiling Cat and the Band Names Actually, I like “Need Answer Fast”. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/10 "2012-10-10T14:14:13Z")
We Cheat Quiztards Random Groin Pun Sarah Palin Book Club Mitt Rmoney ---
**Author:** ![spanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@spanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spanna)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/11 "2012-10-10T14:59:06Z")
The Four Nick Haters ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/12 "2012-10-10T15:12:04Z")
Four Out Of Five Lawyers These Lawyers Couldn’t Pass This Bar The Huge Subpoenas Rated Ex Post Facto ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/13 "2012-10-10T15:15:12Z")
Buzz Windrip’s Minute Men Systematic Evisceration (if you use this one, you better win or you’ll look like a bunch of tools) Sons of Phineas J. Whoopee ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/14 "2012-10-10T18:08:47Z")
Call yourselves The Posh Kids. Because they always win. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/15 "2012-10-10T19:57:46Z")
Some guys I knew in college had a bowling team called The Burning Sensations. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/16 "2012-10-10T20:50:11Z")
One of our local teams is called “Trivia Newton John.” I always wish I came up with it first. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/17 "2012-10-10T21:44:43Z")
We always go with family inside jokes because to be honest no one cares. We did get some weird looks with “Meatpuppets” and “Mama’s Little Retarded Puppy”. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/18 "2012-10-10T22:09:31Z")
With a little bit of searching, you could find a good set of threads where someone said that they didn’t need the answer fast. Use a different thread title each week, always followed with (Need Answer Fast). Our team generally went for filthy-but-clever. Tending more towards the scatological than dick jokes, though. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/19 "2012-10-10T22:12:48Z")
**Team Redundancy Team** is my usual standby. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304/20 "2012-10-10T22:35:09Z")
I like the need answer fast idea too: Ned and the answer fasts Knead answer fast Kneed in the answer fast [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-bar-trivia-team-need-answer-fast-ish/637304.md?page=2)