# Help me name my (fake) horse farm **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978 "2020-10-26T21:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Caprismall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Caprismall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprismall)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/1 "2020-10-26T21:58:31Z")
I have always loved the look of the tack trunks that horse owners bring to shows. Examples here: [https://www.woodsongtack.com/phoenix-west-vinyl-tack-trunk.html](https://www.woodsongtack.com/phoenix-west-vinyl-tack-trunk.html) I haven’t come into possession of a horse farm, but want to use one as a coffee table in my home. I think it would be cool to have one that looked authentic with a fake farm name on the front. Even better would be to have a clever name with some sort of pun or double meaning - one from the horse world and one from something else. The something else could be the fact the house is next to a stream and adjacent to an old covered bridge. Or from my profession which is veterinary medicine. The stream next to the house is the Shawnee Creek and the best I can come up with is Shawnee Stables, which is kinda boring. Any and all clever names appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/2 "2020-10-26T22:08:46Z")
Is there a particular type of horse or activity that you’d like to tie in? It might help in the pun department. Dressage, hunting, endurance, etc. “Passage Lippizans” could be a nice double-play on the bridge and dressage, for example. You could include a drawing of the bridge as a logo. I’m trying to think of something with “Crossing”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/3 "2020-10-26T22:11:10Z")
Un Stables. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/4 "2020-10-26T22:15:20Z")
Horse Apple Acres. Maybe a “Ye Olde” or somthing hoity-toity thrown in there. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/5 "2020-10-26T22:18:09Z")
Barn To Run Ranch Hell’s Stallions Estate ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/6 "2020-10-26T22:19:05Z")
Pasture Prime ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/7 "2020-10-26T22:25:11Z")
Colic Corner Farm Break a Leg Farm (with a picture of a rifle underneath) Hunters Heaven Farm StG ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/8 "2020-10-26T22:32:11Z")
Equestrian Dreams and Horsemeat Wishes Acres ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/9 "2020-10-26T22:33:09Z")
The Neighborhood. mmm ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/10 "2020-10-26T22:38:39Z")
Hairy Trotter Farms ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/11 "2020-10-26T22:46:33Z")
A Friend in Neighed Fields ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/12 "2020-10-26T22:50:55Z")
Giddyup Gables ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/13 "2020-10-26T22:51:46Z")
Longface Farm ---
**Author:** ![Caprismall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Caprismall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprismall)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/14 "2020-10-26T23:09:31Z")
Great - keep em coming. I most like flat racing and driving if that helps with pun generation. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/15 "2020-10-26T23:40:50Z")
Very Genius Stables (just kidding!) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/16 "2020-10-26T23:52:57Z")
My Wife and I had 40 acres and where going to get a few horses. My Wife has been a rider for 40 years or so. We where going to name it ‘Wasabi Ranch’ - Horseradish. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/17 "2020-10-27T00:18:07Z")
“You’re Not Foaling Anybody” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/18 "2020-10-27T00:18:52Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > “You’re Not Foaling Anybody” - “Foal On The Hill” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/19 "2020-10-27T00:31:32Z")
Knot Stable ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/20 "2020-10-27T00:42:56Z")
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