# Help me name my (fake) horse farm **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978 "2020-10-26T21:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/41 "2020-10-28T20:59:45Z")
Formerly Chuck’s ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/42 "2020-10-28T21:02:04Z")
Horsefeathers Ranch? My Little Ponies? Invisible Pink Unicorn Stables/Acres/Ranch? ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/43 "2020-10-29T02:28:40Z")
Not Furlong Farm Got The Trots Stables Pasture Eyes Geld Of Calamitous Intent ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/44 "2020-10-29T02:39:50Z")
Burros in Burrows ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/45 "2020-10-29T10:09:41Z")
Burros in Burrows from the Boroughs ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/46 "2020-10-29T11:04:27Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Formerly Chuck’s - Chuck’s Stake. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/47 "2020-10-29T14:09:27Z")
> [@Caprismall](#): > > I hadn’t thought of Acres as a descriptor of the place instead of Stables or Farm. That got me to thinking and soon I thought of Half Vast Acres. Apparently it’s so good it’s already been taken. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/48 "2020-10-29T16:52:40Z")
Not much to do with horsies, but a small farm in my very-olden-days neighborhood was **Oleo Acres – One of the Cheaper Spreads**. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/49 "2020-10-29T17:15:03Z")
Skeldale Meadow Stables “Skeldale” for, of course, the veterinary practice of James Herriot; “Meadow Stables” for the real-life home of Secretariat & Riva Ridge. ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/50 "2020-10-29T18:19:49Z")
(Taking a dark turn here): Mr. Hands’s Handsome Stud Ranch ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-fake-horse-farm/923978/51 "2020-10-31T22:54:43Z")
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