# Help me name my halloween graveyard **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 28, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555 "2008-08-28T14:47:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/1 "2008-08-28T14:47:16Z")
I need help! While I’ve got a ghastly graveyard facade made, I cannot for the death of me dig up any good names for a cemetery. Best name wins the right to be painted in on the sign, and my everlasting gratitude. It’s a small yard, perhaps 20x40 with seven stones and a single erupted coffin, complete with zombie. Pun-ish names like “restless acres” are encouraged! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/2 "2008-08-28T15:06:13Z")
\*\*Frankenstein Cemetary Eternal Wrest Zombie National Park Resurrectionist Acres Eternal Slumber Yard Vlad Tepes Memorial Park \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/3 "2008-08-28T15:19:59Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] \*\*Frankenstein Cemetary Eternal Wrest Zombie National Park Resurrectionist Acres Eternal Slumber Yard Vlad Tepes Memorial Park \*\* [/QUOTE] Frankenstein cemetary is good, but a bit heavy handed. We DO have a second set of a mad science lab in the garage so if it could tie in that would be awesome. Our “creation” is a zombie werewolf named “Herbert”. You can view him [HERE](http://adamjprawlocki.googlepages.com/BeastofBrayroadkill.jpg/BeastofBrayroadkill-full;init:.jpg) . **Nashiitashii** is a fan of Vlad Tepes Memorial Park, as well as Eternal Wrest. Keep them coming! I’m doing scenic painting on the walls today so my check ins on this thread might be a bit slow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/4 "2008-08-28T15:26:43Z")
Here are a few: – Un-Fair Grounds – Harry Potter’s Field – Brain Forest – Mount Unpleasant Cemetery (there is actually a “Mount Pleasant Cemetery” in Toronto) ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/5 "2008-08-28T15:30:22Z")
Slumber Underground. Shoe Hill (like Boot Hill… get it? yukyukyuk). ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/6 "2008-08-28T15:37:35Z")
Silent Acres Farm Bakers of the UnDead Cemetery Acme Soap Factory [gross] Mortal Coil Bed & Casket - foods great! ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/7 "2008-08-28T15:40:58Z")
[QUOTE=Phlosphr] Silent Acres Farm Acme Soap Factory [gross] [/QUOTE] 😃 This is great. I love gross! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/8 "2008-08-28T15:44:06Z")
Eternally Restless Resurrection Cemetery and you can have Resurrection Mary’s tombstone with a jacket on it. - famous Bone Yard Eternal Rest Gated Community Waverly Hills Sanitarium - famous Paupers Graveyard Bray Road Cemetery - Not real but the Bray Road Beast is famous. - werewolf like creature ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/9 "2008-08-28T16:02:51Z")
[Pics of the wall and empty sign.](http://picasaweb.google.com/adamjprawlocki/Random/photo#5239599008476118914) Keep them coming! There are some good ones in there already. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/10 "2008-08-28T16:13:13Z")
Baracco Boneyard ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/11 "2008-08-28T16:16:48Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Baracco Boneyard [/QUOTE] So far, you win. Halloweeny, timely, and cursorily related to body parts. 😃 Okay dopers, that’s the standard to beat. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/12 "2008-08-28T17:42:13Z")
Samhain Street Cadaver Corner Deadybones Drive Body Shop Worm Wonderland ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/13 "2008-08-28T17:49:44Z")
The Future Howard’s End Buffet de Worms ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/14 "2008-08-28T17:50:45Z")
Just call it the Deathly Hallows! Points for literary relevance, pop culture, timeliness and cool. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/15 "2008-08-28T17:54:37Z")
Can you make it a Pet Sematary? Please, please, please? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/16 "2008-08-28T17:56:52Z")
Satan’s Acres The Dark Beyond The Sweet By and By ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/17 "2008-08-28T18:16:29Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit] Can you make it a Pet Sematary? Please, please, please? [/QUOTE] [sure](http://picasaweb.google.com/adamjprawlocki/Random/photo#5239632696988203298) I like Worm Wonderland as well. Recap: In the running so far: 1. barracco boneyard 2. Acme Soap Factory 3.eternal wrest 3. bray road cemetary ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/18 "2008-08-28T18:18:56Z")
[QUOTE=Acid Lamp] [sure](http://picasaweb.google.com/adamjprawlocki/Random/photo#5239632696988203298) [/QUOTE] Aww. Lil Cerberus! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/19 "2008-08-28T18:21:58Z")
Pieceful Acres ---
**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/20 "2008-08-28T18:42:31Z")
I’m just jealous you’re already getting things started. My hubby would have a stroke if I started putting Halloween stuff out yet, but I’m watching the calendar. All I have in my head is our real-life monument business from down home – “Worms Family Monuments and Tombs”. No kidding. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555.md?page=2)