# Help me name my halloween graveyard **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 28, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555 "2008-08-28T14:47:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/21 "2008-08-28T19:02:05Z")
Well the local halloween outlet opened up yesterday, and hopefully I’ll be working there within a week. I figure if they can have a whole store full of stuff to sell, than I can start putting my stuff out. It IS early to put stuff out, but I live in a Christmas crazy neighborhood that has out the santas by Nov. 1st. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/22 "2008-08-28T19:57:25Z")
Whole in the Ground The Body Farm Zombie Zone Ghastly Acres Grassy Knoll ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/23 "2008-08-28T20:21:41Z")
Okay guys, Baracco Boneyard wins it! I’m off to paint in the sign. Thanks to all who helped and played. I’ll update with some more pics as I go. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/24 "2008-08-28T20:36:59Z")
**Annie** does her Happy Dance in the Baracco Boneyard! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/25 "2008-08-28T20:46:39Z")
[HERE](http://picasaweb.google.com/adamjprawlocki/Random/photo#5239672004603510258) is the sign close up, and [HERE](http://picasaweb.google.com/adamjprawlocki/Random/photo#5239672034055211346) is the wall as of just now. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/26 "2008-08-28T22:13:39Z")
_Where’s The Beef?_ A more _subtle_ gag… ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/27 "2008-08-28T23:03:04Z")
This will probably not be a majority choice, but if I was doing it, I’d probably name it something like “Tirisfal Glades” or “Lordaeron Cemetery” as a nod to the Undead starting area in _World of Warcraft_… which is probably just an indication of my own geekishness. It will, however, tickle any gamers that stop by. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/28 "2008-08-28T23:20:08Z")
[QUOTE=Acid Lamp] [Pics of the wall and empty sign.](http://picasaweb.google.com/adamjprawlocki/Random/photo#5239599008476118914) Keep them coming! There are some good ones in there already. [/QUOTE] Yeah. There’s five pictures in that Random photo category. Four of them are appropriately scary. The fifth one … is not a wall. It does look like a nice place to put a sign, though! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/29 "2008-08-29T02:03:28Z")
Tombstone City Coffin Park Skeletons’ Rest ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/30 "2008-09-03T04:49:56Z")
Hopefully I didn’t miss this one. How about Bones are us? Creepy to me anyway. The Teamsters used to do a fantastic haunted house back in the 70’s. Scared everyone. Jeez they did a good job. Chainsaws and axes all over the place. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/31 "2008-09-04T16:56:31Z")
Darn, the things I miss when I’m away for the week. Oh well, might as well provide my ideas in case someone else likes 'em. My first thought was **Sorrowvale**. Next was **Hell’s Half Acre**. For a multi-layered punnish name, **Coffin Fitt**. Finally, a name combined with “Flat” tends to sound good, so maybe **Dante’s Flats** or somesuch. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555/32 "2008-09-04T17:44:16Z")
whatever the name is, have another sign tacked on at the end… VACANCY Inquire Within [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-halloween-graveyard/461555.md?page=1)