# Help Me Name My Hospital Coffee Shop **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 6, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961 "2018-01-06T02:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/1 "2018-01-06T02:11:50Z")
The hospital is most famous for the number of babies it delivers, and serves females primarily, followed by children, if that helps. Joe To Go? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/2 "2018-01-06T02:30:00Z")
Medicoffee? ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/3 "2018-01-06T02:41:38Z")
Not matter how cute or tongue in cheek sounding you go with the coffee reference stay away from “beaner” in the name. In context you might not see it. The former Beaner’s Coffee chain, since renamed Biggby, found out the hard way some people did see it in a less flattering context. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/4 "2018-01-06T02:43:53Z")
“Should You Be Having Coffee?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/5 "2018-01-06T02:49:23Z")
The Delivery Room? Intense Coffee United? Excellent Recaffienators? The Most Organic Roasted Growers Under Eden? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/6 "2018-01-06T04:10:04Z")
Rocket Fuel ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/7 "2018-01-06T04:52:21Z")
The Daily Grind A Walk in the Perk Cuppa Gino’s/Cuppa Gina’s (Depending on whether you’re male or female.) Rick’s Cafe Americano ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/8 "2018-01-06T04:58:08Z")
How about; The Coffee Shop. Simple and to the point. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Downtown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mr\_Downtown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Downtown)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/9 "2018-01-06T05:07:55Z")
Grounds for Hope. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/10 "2018-01-06T05:08:43Z")
what, nobody has suggested the obvious “Caffeine/Coffee Drip” yet? Errrm, nevermind, it doesn’t look as cool in actual letters as it sounded in my head. hmmm, coffee shop in a hospital, serves primarily women and children, delivers a lot of babies, I got nothing, OP, could you give us a few more details to work with? ETA maybe the Coffee RX? ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/11 "2018-01-06T07:32:16Z")
We’ve Bean Expecting You ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/12 "2018-01-06T08:27:24Z")
Buzz Beans. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/13 "2018-01-06T09:21:37Z")
The Non-Prescription Counter ---
**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/14 "2018-01-06T11:31:51Z")
Sanctuary or… Manna or… Heaven Scent ---
**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/15 "2018-01-06T11:48:16Z")
OK, let’s lose the heaven one. Not a good suggestion for a hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/16 "2018-01-06T11:58:05Z")
250 cc’s of coffee stat! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/17 "2018-01-06T12:51:34Z")
CAF Scan. ---
**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/18 "2018-01-06T12:59:17Z")
The Stork Cafe Cabbage Patch Coffee ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/19 "2018-01-06T13:09:19Z")
Espresso Epidural Intravenous Caffeine ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961/20 "2018-01-06T13:26:41Z")
Are you in a cannabis friendly state? If so, and if you make it _that_ kind of coffee shop, how about **Code Green**? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-hospital-coffee-shop/805961.md?page=2)