# Help me name my kitten **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 11, 2012, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449 "2012-04-11T08:54:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/61 "2012-04-12T13:04:42Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > HOW COME SO CUTE?!?!?! She’s a kitten. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/62 "2012-04-12T13:16:32Z")
> [@moejoe](#): > > Marbles is cute, but I agree that she looks like a cat who needs a person name. I propose a compromise: Marabelle. ---
**Author:** ![Scougs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scougs/32/3158_2.png) [@Scougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scougs)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/63 "2012-04-12T13:24:12Z")
Penny. “Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…” ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/64 "2012-04-12T14:48:17Z")
She has such a pretty little face. Don’t worry about the name. Sooner or later, she’ll let you know what her name is. There’s no use forcing a name on her, she knows what her name is and will allow you to find out. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/65 "2012-04-12T15:30:12Z")
Meg, Audrey, or Sookie Stackhouse. That’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/66 "2012-04-12T16:00:28Z")
Something with an “M” Because of the “M” on her head. My late cat looked a lot like that, her name; “Muffin”. ---
**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/67 "2012-04-12T16:25:39Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > HOW COME SO CUTE?!?!?! Because kitten. 🙂 But I have to agree, even by kitten standards, she is ridiculously adorable. She looks so intelligent and serious and determined to figure things out. Aaack! I am falling in love! My husband is going to be jealous! ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/68 "2012-04-12T19:15:38Z")
Princess Sophie Fluffybutt. ---
**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/69 "2012-04-12T19:31:45Z")
I dig Marbles. 🙂 I also, for no reason that I can explain, looked at her photo and had “Piper” pop into my head. ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/70 "2012-04-12T23:52:03Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > I like Marbles! One of my cats is named Marble. The other is Bad Ass Motherfucker - or Bamf for short ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/71 "2012-04-13T00:32:21Z")
> [@Electric\_Warrior](#): > > Tabitha I like this. She is a tabby cat after all. And so darn cute! SQUEEE!!! sorry ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/72 "2012-04-13T00:37:11Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Every time I see the title of this thread, I read it as “Help me, my name is kitten.” Nice to know I’m not the only one. But damn you for getting the comment in before me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/73 "2012-04-13T01:06:14Z")
How about Kate? Her facial structure appears fine, but she looks like she could hold her own when doing battle with her counterparts (you know, the bunnies). Kind of like Katherine Hepburn. Marbles is cute too! ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/74 "2012-04-13T01:43:24Z")
Wichita. ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/75 "2012-04-13T05:25:38Z")
I think she wants to be called Marbles. Her fur is marbled and her eyes are like two giant marbles. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/76 "2012-04-13T11:19:37Z")
I am starting to like “Distraction” - coz she is one ---
**Author:** ![stolatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@stolatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolatt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/77 "2012-04-13T13:09:10Z")
Figaro. You’ll always have fun calling her. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/78 "2012-04-14T07:15:53Z")
One of my friends suggested Comfort. I think that’s what I will go with. She is bringing me comfort during a pretty unpleasant time. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/79 "2012-04-14T12:49:07Z")
Aw. A nice Southern name… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449/80 "2012-04-14T13:53:04Z")
> [@madrabbitwoman](#): > > One of my friends suggested Comfort. I think that’s what I will go with. She is bringing me comfort during a pretty unpleasant time. With the diminutive of “Comfy”. Cool! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-kitten/618449.md?page=5)