# Help me name my landscape design business

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 30, 2006, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178 "2006-01-30T05:57:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/41 "2006-02-01T15:33:46Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> Lawncitecture - that’s so awkward that I love it! The Lawn Ranger - very cool. Too bad I am the enemy of lawns.

How about “Lawn Be Gone,” then?

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/42 "2006-02-01T16:12:19Z")

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**Bush Master** 😉

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/43 "2006-02-01T23:22:53Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> How about “Lawn Be Gone,” then?

There ya go. Or even “Lawn Gone.”

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/44 "2006-02-01T23:31:35Z")

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Desert Hoes

Hey - I’m yer target audience, and I like it. 😃

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/45 "2006-02-01T23:32:47Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> If you’re Italian: Yew-Need-A-Landscape

I have to add that this one made me and my friend laugh out loud.

He just suggested Low Water Daughter, but that’s not super descriptive.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/46 "2006-02-02T04:33:35Z")

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**Earth Mirth**  
**Got It In Spades Landscaping**  
**EcoLogics**

Good Luck with your new Green Biz!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/47 "2006-02-02T05:35:29Z")

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> [@elelle](#):
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> **Earth Mirth**  
> **Got It In Spades Landscaping**  
> **EcoLogics**
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> Good Luck with your new Green Biz!

Thanks!

Say, does anyone know any earth-goddess-type names other than Gaia? I wouldn’t mind a name like that, but anything with Gaia in it is too granola for my taste.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/48 "2006-02-02T05:55:27Z")

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I hear ya with that granola peeviness, and Gaia gets overused in the lingo sense, unfortunately Not in the understanding sense of underlying cognition.

I’ll put your query on the backburner of my lil mind; work with plants every day in the nursery biz, mebbe a nice one will pop up!

Suggestion: Think about your favorite plants, look at the botanical Latin name: some nice juxtaposition might happen there.

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/49 "2006-02-02T06:12:41Z")

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> [@elelle](#):
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> **Earth Mirth**  
> **Got It In Spades Landscaping**  
> **EcoLogics**

I _ **love** _ these.

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/50 "2006-02-02T06:34:36Z")

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**SmartYards**

“Smart” as in both sleek and sophisticated and easy care.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/51 "2006-02-02T11:34:08Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> Lawncitecture - that’s so awkward that I love it! The Lawn Ranger - very cool. Too bad I am the enemy of lawns.

If you truly want to eschew the standard lawn and go for more natural landscapes then I think I would go for:

**Wild Things**

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/52 "2006-02-02T11:35:31Z")

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And it fits my son’s “cool” requirement.

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/53 "2006-02-02T15:27:59Z")

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> [@elelle](#):
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> \<snip\>  
> Suggestion: Think about your favorite plants, look at the botanical Latin name: some nice juxtaposition might happen there.

That’s a good idea - Syringa Landscape Design? Sorbus Landscape Design? Hippophae Landscape Design? Very interesting.

SmartYards - I do like that, but I’m not sure it isn’t too high-tech sounding. It sounds like I would be designing automated yards (which would also be cool).

Wild Things, eh? Hmmm.

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/54 "2006-02-02T18:58:40Z")

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Easy Breezy Landscape Designs  
Easy Care  
Simple Simon  
Lawnless  
I think there are a few good ways to make the final decision:  
Easy to say, easy to understand when spoken, easy to remember, not humiliating to employees who have to answer the phone using the company name. 😃

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/55 "2006-02-06T23:58:10Z")

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Update - I think I’ve decided to go with Laurel Leaf Landscape Design - Specializing in Low Maintenance Yards. It just seems to strike a chord with me.

Next step is to sweet talk the artistic Dopers here and see if anyone wants to have a go at designing a logo for me (I do yards, not logos. 😃 )

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**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/56 "2006-02-09T22:16:05Z")

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Update, Part II - changed my mind. Still looking. In case anyone cares. 🙂 I would really like to call it Chrysalis - Landscape Design and Consultation, with a very nice stylized butterfly in the logo, but I see that we already have a business in Calgary with the same name - Chrysalis, An Alberta Society for Citizen With Disabilities. I don’t know how good an idea it is to use a name that is already associated with a completely different field.

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**Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-landscape-design-business/342178/57 "2006-02-11T02:34:49Z")

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Less is Mow.  
Yeah, it didn’t make sense inside my head, either. Setting it free didn’t hlep.

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