# Help Me Name My Legion of Doom **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 11, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569 "2013-09-11T14:24:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/21 "2013-09-12T00:50:52Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > The Lawyers. The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup]. (If anybody dares use the name without the express written permission of The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup], you sue the bejesus out of them.) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/22 "2013-09-12T02:33:10Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup]. (If anybody dares use the name without the express written permission of The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup], you sue the bejesus out of them.) You mean The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup], LLC. You’ve got to put that LLC in there in case anybody ties to hold you personally liable for professional evildoing done on behalf of the corporation. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/23 "2013-09-12T02:38:59Z")
The Nogoodniks ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/24 "2013-09-12T03:42:21Z")
The Bricker Street Irregulars ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/25 "2013-09-12T04:22:12Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > The Bricker Street Irregulars That’s not a gang-that’s a clothing line. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/26 "2013-09-12T10:26:45Z")
The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/27 "2013-09-12T10:29:42Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > The Puppy Rapers. The Kitten Stompers The Nun Stabbers The Tax Auditors The Adolf Hitler Fan Club The All-Leper Kindergarten Catering Company Nickelback ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/28 "2013-09-12T11:11:00Z")
Bricker and the Mortars. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/29 "2013-09-12T11:19:15Z")
Fluffy ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/30 "2013-09-12T13:27:53Z")
The Standard Deviants. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/31 "2013-09-12T14:02:17Z")
Carlyle Group ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/32 "2013-09-12T15:11:27Z")
Since your so-called “legion of doom” will be in direct competition with MY Legion of Doom, “The Father Rapers\*”, I’d recommend you name your army “Fodder” or “The Red Shirts”. \*or maybe “The Nac Mac Feegles”. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/33 "2013-09-12T15:16:13Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > The Bricker Street Irregulars > [@Czarcasm](#): > > That’s not a gang-that’s a clothing line. No, that’s a bowel condition. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/34 "2013-09-12T15:17:23Z")
The Cheneys ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/35 "2013-09-12T15:19:01Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > The Cheneys And the top echelon would be known as The Dicks. ---
**Author:** ![SirGalahad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@SirGalahad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirGalahad)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/36 "2013-09-12T17:57:55Z")
**Doom Legion** or … S.N.A.R.K.: Sensitive Ne’er-do-wells Alliance for Rebellion and Kaos S.N.I.D.E.: Self-conscious Ninnies for International Death and Exile ---
**Author:** ![Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obnoxious_Hood_Ornament)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/37 "2013-09-12T18:49:31Z")
The League of Extraordinary Fiends. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/38 "2013-09-12T19:18:29Z")
Lesion of Doom ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/39 "2013-09-12T19:26:17Z")
Deadly Operators Pro Exterminating Residents of Earth. I demand to be a lowly henchman, and be tasked as cannon fodder, just like me dad. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/40 "2013-09-12T22:40:03Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > Deadly Operators Pro Exterminating Residents of Earth. > > I demand to be a lowly henchman, and be tasked as cannon fodder, just like me dad. You’ve got a future as a weapons training specialist with us, lad, just like your dad. Just take this target with you and head down range. When you hear the whistle, turn around and face us and hold the target in front of your chest. There’s a good lad! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569.md?page=3)