# Help Me Name My Legion of Doom **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 11, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569 "2013-09-11T14:24:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/41 "2013-09-12T23:07:14Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > You’ve got a future as a weapons training specialist with us, lad, just like your dad. Just take this target with you and head down range. When you hear the whistle, turn around and face us and hold the target in front of your chest. There’s a good lad! 🙂 I’m sorry, but I refuse to recognize any authority figure unless he tries to choke me or threatens with flaying me alive while he orders me around. At least I’m going to need some sort of maniacal laughter. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/42 "2013-09-12T23:31:13Z")
The Pro Bono Death Brigade ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/43 "2013-09-12T23:33:06Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > The Pro Bono Death Brigade I never really liked Sonny, so I guess I’m anti-Bono and wouldn’t fit in the group. Also, I was never a big fan of Cher either. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/44 "2013-09-13T01:19:50Z")
Coincidentally, I call my forces Bricker’s Legion of Doom. As their leader, I’ve taken the title Number Two. It’s all about plausible deniability. ---
**Author:** ![nachtmusick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@nachtmusick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nachtmusick)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/45 "2013-09-13T03:24:48Z")
The Order of the Flaming Gaze ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/46 "2013-09-13T03:26:36Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > I’m sorry, but I refuse to recognize any authority figure unless he tries to choke me or threatens with flaying me alive while he orders me around. At least I’m going to need some sort of maniacal laughter. I find your lack of respect disturbing. :mad: :: force choke :: ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/47 "2013-09-13T03:27:43Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Coincidentally, I call my forces Bricker’s Legion of Doom. As their leader, I’ve taken the title Number Two. > > It’s all about plausible deniability. I like the way you think. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/48 "2013-09-13T04:53:43Z")
Monsanto ---
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/49 "2013-09-13T17:11:07Z")
The Roamin’ Emperors ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/50 "2013-09-13T17:19:53Z")
We’re From The Government And We’re Going To Help You ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/51 "2013-09-13T17:27:33Z")
We Are Beatrice The Fucking Hall Monitors Britney Spears ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/52 "2013-09-14T07:34:46Z")
Convened League of Independent Terrormongers Organized for Revenge on International Society. For what it’s worth, the acronym is CLITORIS. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2013, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569/53 "2013-09-14T08:03:45Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > Convened League of Independent Terrormongers Organized for Revenge on International Society. > > For what it’s worth, the acronym is CLITORIS. 😃 I dunno. I’ve heard the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers already has a commander. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-legion-of-doom/668569.md?page=2)