# Help me name my new kitty (damn right there are pics!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262 "2006-01-16T20:48:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/21 "2006-01-16T23:40:52Z")
I’d go with something short and Norse. I saw you other cat was Loki, so the first thing I thought of was Thor. He looks exactly like my cat The Road Warrior(Roadie, for short) did, at that age. ---
**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/22 "2006-01-16T23:41:57Z")
Jaffa. Picolo. Berry. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/23 "2006-01-16T23:44:47Z")
> [@ArrMatey!](#): > > According to my friend, his name is, in fact: > > SQUEEEEEEEEE! > 🙂 Squee’s a great name. Or maybe Squeee. Squeeeeeeeee might be a bit much. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/24 "2006-01-16T23:46:54Z")
Cecil! Definately Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/25 "2006-01-17T00:00:29Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Off the first picture, I thought he looked like a Chester, but on reading the thread I like **silenus** ’s Otis idea best. Chester popped into my mind at the first pic, too. He’s adorable, especially that little pink nose of his. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/26 "2006-01-17T00:07:26Z")
Lady Lacha says “Milo” or “Marma.” ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/27 "2006-01-17T00:15:36Z")
Awwwwwwwwww!!! That is **one cute kitty**! The first picture looks like it ought to be a poster or card or wallpaper or something. I like Bartleby and Otis and Bobby. GT ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/28 "2006-01-17T00:18:21Z")
I think we need about ninety-three more pictures to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/29 "2006-01-17T00:31:47Z")
I’ve been to this damn thread at least three times to look at him. And I’ll probably be back before I go to bed. He’s a Bart. Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart. Bart. E. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/30 "2006-01-17T00:48:12Z")
Man, is he cute! How about “Butterscotch?” It might be a bit feminine, but tell him to grow a pair and deal. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/31 "2006-01-17T00:50:23Z")
Would it be arrogant of me to suggest Bubastis? ---
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/32 "2006-01-17T00:55:16Z")
Oh, this widdle-iddle-bitty-kitty-witty’s name is definetly “Rusty.” ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/33 "2006-01-17T01:03:37Z")
I think he’s Thor. He thinks so, too. Get him neutered before he starts throwing thunderbolts around. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/34 "2006-01-17T01:09:25Z")
Bonk. Just look at him. He’s a Bonk through and through. ---
**Author:** ![jellyblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@jellyblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellyblue)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/35 "2006-01-17T06:53:34Z")
I’ll second **Cheeto**. **Cheeto** ’s good. Or **Punkin**. Or **Wallace**. I want an orange kitty too!! ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/36 "2006-01-17T07:07:22Z")
Mouseprufe! ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/37 "2006-01-17T07:12:21Z")
I happen to love the name Bob for a pet, as I used to have a beloved dog by that name. But when I saw that first pic of your adorable little kitty with that “don’t fuck with me” face, I thought “Clint Eastwood.” But “Clint” just doesn’t roll off the tongue like “Bob” does. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/38 "2006-01-17T07:13:59Z")
Awww! He looks like a cat I used to have - Psychofatkitty. Psycho for short. ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/39 "2006-01-17T07:14:58Z")
Oh! How 'bout “Quirt” after the John Wayne character? ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262/40 "2006-01-17T07:35:17Z")
Call him **Huckleberry** , all he needs is a straw hat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-new-kitty-damn-right-there-are-pics/340262.md?page=3)