# Help me name my SAHM biz. Win nothing! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 24, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418 "2006-01-24T18:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/1 "2006-01-24T18:25:31Z")
I sell on ebay for myself, but I have been offered quite a bit to sell other peoples stuff. I am presently making up business cards to foist off on anyone who needs one. \*\*Sell My Stuff: \*\* **Go-To (my name)** **Crap to Cash** Ok, wishful thinking. I’m clearling blocking right now for funny names. Underneath the name would say, " all your auction needs" or " Let me sell it for you!" It is up to you dopers to help me out. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/2 "2006-01-24T18:30:35Z")
Get Rid Of It! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/3 "2006-01-24T18:44:19Z")
Free Money! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/4 "2006-01-24T18:52:14Z")
sheBay! Nah, not really, but it popped into my head. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/5 "2006-01-24T18:53:07Z")
Do you sell specific things, or is it Soup to Nuts? (Hey…soup to nuts…hmmmm) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/6 "2006-01-24T18:55:49Z")
ebay or the highway! In Store For You One Man’s Trash… ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/7 "2006-01-24T19:00:34Z")
Someone in my town is doing this. Their name: **We Sell it on Ebay**. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/8 "2006-01-25T01:00:59Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Free Money! And Hookers too! ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/9 "2006-01-25T03:55:13Z")
Not cute or clever, but (to me) professional-sounding: e-bay Outsourcing e-bay Listing Service StG ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/10 "2006-01-25T04:03:13Z")
Off the top o my noggin: **We Gotta Lotta** **Shirl’s Shockin’ Awe-ction** **Dock-O-The Bay** “yer Safe Harbor for EBay sales” **Kiss It Goodbye** OK, I’m out. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/11 "2006-01-25T09:11:32Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > And Hookers too! Exactly what are you selling? **Kitchen Sink Too…** **The Auctioneer** with a pirate symbol? **You Own, I Sell** -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-sahm-biz-win-nothing/341418/12 "2006-01-25T09:40:24Z")
**gedouttahere**