# Help me name my WiFi. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 14, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855 "2015-08-14T17:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/21 "2015-08-14T20:19:20Z")
Wi believe I can Fi (sung to the tune of R. Kelly’s “I believe I can fly”) Don’t do the FBI van one. So 4chan circa 2005. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/22 "2015-08-14T20:22:00Z")
When I turn on my computer at home, the available networks are: xfinity87238-QJ your music is too loud enrique Jones family I KNOW U LOOK THRU MY BATHROOM WINDOW ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/23 "2015-08-14T20:23:58Z")
GetYourOwnInternetServicePenny ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/24 "2015-08-14T20:24:33Z")
Mine is “Fuck you Comcast” ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/25 "2015-08-14T20:42:16Z")
My phone is named “Phone, Mobile, Mk 3 , Mod 1” Navy people will understand ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/26 "2015-08-14T20:47:51Z")
I named mine [Aluminum Falcon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Angry\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@The\_Angry\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Angry_Badger)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/27 "2015-08-14T20:51:17Z")
The two I’ve used in the past: \*\*Pretty fly for a wi-fi \*\ ***Get off my LAN** And now I’m using: \*\* Router? I hardly know her!\*\* Most wifi names I see are fairly boring - probably 90% of people don’t even bother changing changing them, so I see lots of EF371BF5 or BTHUB3172. I did once see ‘The Johnson Family Network’. Um, you probably shouldn’t be letting people know that… ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/28 "2015-08-14T20:57:41Z")
In the spirit of the new Star Wars cycle… ICUP2 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/29 "2015-08-14T20:58:58Z")
Ok, I put it as a suggestion up above. Going to rename my iPhone when I get home to just plain; **Voices In Your Head** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/30 "2015-08-14T21:55:02Z")
FreeCandyVan ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/31 "2015-08-14T22:06:11Z")
CIA safe house #3 ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/32 "2015-08-14T22:17:59Z")
Libertine Swingers Club A143 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/33 "2015-08-14T22:20:03Z")
**We Can Hear You Having Sex** ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/34 "2015-08-14T22:43:03Z")
Not terribly original, but I call mine Definitely NOT the FBI 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/35 "2015-08-14T23:25:02Z")
NO CARRIER That should confuse everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/36 "2015-08-14T23:28:59Z")
I have **A Cunning LAN**. You could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Angry\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@The\_Angry\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Angry_Badger)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/37 "2015-08-14T23:33:38Z")
> [@Eliahna](#): > > I have **A Cunning LAN**. I’m totally stealing that for my next setup. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/38 "2015-08-15T03:42:10Z")
Tell my wifi love her ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/39 "2015-08-15T04:44:02Z")
Mine is “Esperanto Rules!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855/40 "2015-08-16T01:11:39Z")
Mine is CADIAN GATE. Yeah, I’m a 40k treadhead. Someone around me has SCHMUCK! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-name-my-wifi/727855.md?page=3)