# Help me pick a drag name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 14, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415 "2003-03-14T19:26:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/21 "2003-03-15T00:10:46Z")

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I’d suggest Jasmine Guy, but you’d probably get sued.

(My drag-queen name would be Lily Cape May, which has a certain _je ne sai quoi_, don’t you think?)

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/22 "2003-03-15T00:19:05Z")

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I dunno if Eve’s generator is all that effective. Mine would be Tulip Epcot, which sounds more like a character in a William Gibson novel than a drag queen. (The pet name + street name, Pepper Meadowbrook in my case, works much better).

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/23 "2003-03-15T00:49:39Z")

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Jasmine St. Croix has a nice exotic ring to it. Jasmine Sombria. Jasmine Acertija.

I don’t have the legs for drag, but my drag name would be Orchid Last.

My porn name would be Boots Price. Which sounds like a jazz musician or a professional gambler.

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/24 "2003-03-15T00:52:40Z")

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As for Tulip Epcot, you could be a drag queen **in** a William Gibson novel. It’s no worse than J.D. Shapely.

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**Author:** ![Ave\_Minerva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@Ave\_Minerva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ave_Minerva)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/25 "2003-03-15T02:29:00Z")

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Candy Darling isn’t being used just now. Just throw a Jasmine in front of it and bada bee bada bing.

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/26 "2003-03-15T02:37:18Z")

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Jasmine Jollygoodfellow  
Jasmine DeWitt  
Jasmine Tuppeny  
Jasmine Roundareech  
Jasmine Gapings  
Jasmine Cenalle

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**Author:** ![dna\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@dna\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dna_man)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/27 "2003-03-15T03:16:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by widdershins \*  
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> I don’t have the legs for drag… \*\*

I do, but most of the drag queens around here are ‘large women’… so to speak. I do envy the larger drag queens in some respects, because they tend to pass better… hidden adam’s apple, realistic cleavage, etc…  
Jasmine St. Croix: I like 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/28 "2003-03-15T03:51:34Z")

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Jasmine Honey  
Jasmine Japonica  
Jasmine Tuberose 😃

Hey…just stream of consciousness…

Funny, when I saw your opening title, I thought immediately of Blanche.

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**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/29 "2003-03-15T04:16:16Z")

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It doesn’t start w/ Jasmine, but I had to stop by and mention my fave, Lois Carmen DeNominator.

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/30 "2003-03-15T04:33:35Z")

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Jasmine White

Jasmine LaRue

Jasmine Kiss

Jasmine Night

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/31 "2003-03-15T07:26:49Z")

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I’ve got nothing to add for Jasmine, but I think “Dot Com” would be a good one.

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/32 "2003-03-15T09:10:42Z")

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Can’t help you with “Jasmine,” but an old friend from college days used the name “Visa Deklined,” which I always thought was comic genius.

And I’ve been waiting for years for an opportunity to tell somone.

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/33 "2003-03-15T11:56:25Z")

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Jasmine Delight

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/34 "2003-03-15T18:42:56Z")

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**gobear** -_Oddly, my porn name (first pet + first street you lived on) works much better–Lavinia Woodbine._

I like that, same formula gives me Snag Colman.

Ummm…

**Jasmine Bleach** (clever celebrity reference)  
**Jasmine Oleaceae** (actual latin family name of jasmine plant; hey you are a Doper drag queen)

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-drag-name/161415/35 "2003-03-16T23:04:10Z")

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If Jasmine is okay as a middle name…

Wenda Jasmine Stestifyin?

Hey, it’s got a musical \* and \* Simpsons reference in it.

I can’t have a drag name (no resort or flower), but my porn name is simply awful: Ciji Michel Delving. (When I was little, I lived in a neighborhood called The Shire.) It’s the drag/porn name for the Lord of the Rings fan!

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