# Help me pick a new name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 21, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858 "2019-04-21T16:46:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/21 "2019-04-22T01:41:09Z")
I can chaz cheezburger? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/22 "2019-04-22T01:44:32Z")
“Moose.” ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/23 "2019-04-22T01:48:41Z")
Beck, I’m sorry but that suggestion from lil’wrekker keeps haunting me like a dead fish hidden in my car. Was that a suggestion born of utter innocence, naiveté and ignorance of internet explicit adult entertaiment or was it accompanied by an evil chuckle? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/24 "2019-04-22T02:00:17Z")
Moose, Mooooosssssseeeeee Moossssse There are…possibilities Mooseman Moosepool Supermoose Ironmoose Spidermoose Bully Winky Aquamoose The Easter Mousse Georges, The Red Nosed Moose I’ll keep it in mind ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/25 "2019-04-22T02:06:18Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Beck, I’m sorry but that suggestion from lil’wrekker keeps haunting me like a dead fish hidden in my car. Was that a suggestion born of utter innocence, naiveté and ignorance of internet explicit adult entertaiment or was it accompanied by an evil chuckle? I doubt\* she knows much about adult entertainment, the evil chuckle came from me. I thought it was hilariously over the top. \*I could be wrong. Nah, not MY baby. ETA Bullwinkle is a good user name. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/26 "2019-04-22T02:22:33Z")
People, **guestchaz** has just gone through a divorce and instead of supporting him, we’re complaining about his original ideas? Shame on us. Of the three, I go with **DorkVader** ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/27 "2019-04-22T02:33:22Z")
I say just go with Chaz. Or keep thinking. I just think if you choose DorkVader, you’ll tire of the cuteness. And 10 yr olds grow up to be 14 yr olds who’ll say “Scoot’sDad? Seriously, did you even ASK? Do I have ANY say in the stupid stuff you drag me into? You have no boundaries, and as a result, ZERO social skills.” (actual quote from my son) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/28 "2019-04-22T03:29:52Z")
Actually **digs** Scoot already does things like that(he hasn’t shown an aversion to being called Scoot or Scooter yet though) so I had to chuckle at your post. It’s ok **kunilou** I knew what to expect, thus post #14. I do appreciate your concern though, thank you. Besides, if I can’t laugh at myself when life sucks balls, I’d thoroughly hate myself when life is good. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/29 "2019-04-22T04:01:29Z")
ChazzBo. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/30 "2019-04-22T04:29:57Z")
**AllThatChaz** Or any other play on Jazz. To be jazzy was quirky and colorful, back in the day. And jazz breaks the rules, but comes out being a thing of beauty. **SyncopatedChaz** , **ChazFusion** , **ImprovisationalChaz** , **LiveChazTonight** , **AllAboutTheChaz** … And on a less tasteful note, if you go with JustChazzedMyPants … I’ll feel SO guilty. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/31 "2019-04-22T04:39:22Z")
Hmmm Improvisationalchaz does have a certain ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/32 "2019-04-22T16:13:17Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Moose, > Mooooosssssseeeeee > Moossssse Including the majestik møøse A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”… Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti… someone was bound to say it ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/33 "2019-04-22T16:16:42Z")
HangingChaz? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/34 "2019-04-22T16:29:11Z")
chazben. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/35 "2019-04-22T16:50:53Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Posty McPosterface. This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/36 "2019-04-22T18:23:27Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Including the majestik møøse A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”… Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti… > > someone was bound to say it Well, if she’d started by giving it a můffîn first… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/37 "2019-04-22T19:12:44Z")
Chazhands. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/38 "2019-04-22T19:22:22Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I can chaz cheezburger? No, a chazberder. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/39 "2019-04-23T03:06:16Z")
I dunno, **Ukelele Ike** suggested Moose, and now I’m kinda liking Georges The Red Nosed Moose, but not Francois the hairdressing moose. Yeah, Georges, The Red Nosed Moose. And it seems like it fits when I try it out in the mirror too, maybe even better than Dork Vader (what!?! What’s your method for choosing a name? Stop looking at me like that) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/40 "2019-04-23T03:14:29Z")
How about ‘guestmoose’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858.md?page=3)