# Help me pick a new name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 21, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858 "2019-04-21T16:46:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/41 "2019-04-23T05:35:56Z")
Majestik Møøse ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/42 "2019-04-23T06:51:11Z")
George the Red Nosed Moose?! Admit it. This is Scoot trolling his dad. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/43 "2019-04-23T08:29:10Z")
Yes Georges, with the French spelling and pronunciation. Although, Red Nose Moose does have a christmasy feel doesn’t it? Yeah, that wouldn’t be right. And if it’s going to be a child related name it definitely has to be easter related since it was Easter the day he was born. No, I better never catch Scoot on here, he might start getting uppity ideas about liberty and freedom and rights and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/44 "2019-04-23T08:54:13Z")
Hmmmmm Darth Bunny Sith Bunny Bunny Vader (I’ve got the perfect item for a user photo to go with these) Darth Lepus Darth Deserticola L. Californicus Deserticola Sithae ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/45 "2019-04-23T16:34:51Z")
Chazman, a riff on Carol King’s “Jazzman”. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/46 "2019-04-23T16:38:54Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > How about ‘guestmoose’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFSWxzXXOo (the first two guest mooses (moose-mice?) who sprang to my mind) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/47 "2019-04-23T17:13:42Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Moose, > Mooooosssssseeeeee > Moossssse > There are…possibilities > Mooseman > Moosepool > Supermoose > Ironmoose > Spidermoose > Bully > Winky > Aquamoose > The Easter Mousse > Georges, The Red Nosed Moose > > I’ll keep it in mind “Moose the Mooche.” As well as being easy to remember, we will all think you are some sort of cool jazzbo. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HOoZ6zo8HAQ/hqdefault.jpg "Moose the Mooche by Charlie Parker") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoZ6zo8HAQ) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/48 "2019-04-23T17:16:33Z")
“New Orleans Chaz” would accomplish the same thing. Or “West Coast Chaz.” But not “Smooth Chaz.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/49 "2019-04-23T17:45:19Z")
Only a total doofus would change to something with “The Great” in it. 's [parent] suggests you are defined by X–may as well just have X post here. Which leaves you with Dork Vader. What’s the attraction there? Moosalini Moostache Moosunderstanding Moostake Moosetrap Jon Snow ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/50 "2019-04-23T17:56:37Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I can chaz cheezburger? snort 😛 I voted _Chaz the Great and Powerful_. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/51 "2019-04-23T18:22:26Z")
Scoot Aloo ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/52 "2019-04-23T19:46:32Z")
Chris Moose FTW! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/53 "2019-04-24T03:55:42Z")
Well, in keeping with the moose theme Mooster and Commander sounds cool n groovy Mooster of His Own Fate, perhaps ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/54 "2019-04-24T04:08:18Z")
Mooster-schmooster? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/55 "2019-04-24T07:39:52Z")
Snazzy Chaz ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/56 "2019-04-24T08:39:25Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Well, in keeping with the moose theme > Mooster and Commander sounds cool n groovy > > Mooster of His Own Fate, perhaps I’m MoosterBaiting Like A MoosterFooker!!! Probably too long. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/57 "2019-04-24T20:21:41Z")
Chaz not Dave Chaz Mag Chaz Titty ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/58 "2019-04-25T01:44:45Z")
well, scootsdad isn’t going anywhere and chaz the great and powerful is giving a pretty poor showing as well (and to be honest, I wasn’t all that fond of it, I just didn’t want to run afoul of the Opal Rule) So depending on how the voting goes until the poll closes (not expecting any great upset though) I think I’m probably going to drop scootsdad and add L. Californicus Desserticola Sithae and a moose themed name (I will decide what name) to the list I’m undecided if I will keep chaz TGAP\ quick question about taxnomic nomenclature, with a four part name, would it be proper to abbrieviate it as L. C. Desserticola Sithae? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/59 "2019-04-25T03:07:15Z")
Dude, really, just lose all the the noomy-poopy desert coca-cola shitty stuff. Go with ‘Chaz’, simple sweet. We will all know who you are. You lose the guest part. And you can have a cool avatar of: Charlemagne, Charles in charge or Charlie the tuna. Love it. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858/60 "2019-04-25T14:14:01Z")
Charles in charge?? Charlie tuna?? Oh beck those are bad bad bad words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-a-new-name/832858.md?page=4)