# Help me pick my new username! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036 "2005-09-29T15:52:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mdr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Mdr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdr)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/1 "2005-09-29T15:52:58Z")
i have been informed that my original username ‘madarchod’ was too offensive for the SDMB and that they have henceforth changed it to Mdr until i find a more suitable name. I find this weird since it literally means ‘motherfucker’ in Hindi, and i have seen all sorts of profanity on this board and yet this is an issue. W/ that said, help me pick my new name. I reserve the right to trump you all but i’m looking for creativity. my own ideas so far: Big Lund Tatti Balls carry on ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/2 "2005-09-29T16:25:12Z")
MadreViolater ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/3 "2005-09-29T17:11:57Z")
**Oedipus Raja** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/4 "2005-09-29T17:52:30Z")
**Hoyt Europa** or **Morgan D. Veldt** ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/5 "2005-09-29T17:55:08Z")
How about **Der Scheisser Kaiser** ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/6 "2005-09-29T18:19:15Z")
> [@Mdr](#): > > Big Lund To avoid future confusion with Ilsa, don’t forget to remind people you’re the dope_r_ with the freakishly large tits ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/7 "2005-09-29T18:47:10Z")
Help us out here. Do you have any interests besides your own sex organs and those of your mother? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/8 "2005-09-29T18:52:48Z")
nyekulturny ---
**Author:** ![hawkeyejo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@hawkeyejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawkeyejo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/9 "2005-09-29T19:10:13Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > To avoid future confusion with Ilsa, don’t forget to remind people you’re the dope_r_ with the freakishly large tits 'Nads methinks. ---
**Author:** ![Mdr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Mdr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdr)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/10 "2005-09-29T20:33:36Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Help us out here. Do you have any interests besides your own sex organs and those of your mother? haha, this is gross, but that sentence makes me guffaw. no i dont. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/11 "2005-09-29T20:35:43Z")
In that case, how about: **Little Oed** ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/12 "2005-09-29T20:37:18Z")
> [@Mdr](#): > > i have been informed that my original username ‘madarchod’ was too offensive for the SDMB \ “I don’t get it. What’s wrong with your name?” \ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/13 "2005-09-29T20:38:57Z")
Thebes Rex? Blind Wanderer? ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/14 "2005-09-29T21:47:33Z")
You could be **Interested in Just Two Things**. Then when those who weren’t here for the naming say, “I assume the first thing is sex. What’s the second thing?”, you say, “Sex with my mother.” That’s a joke that would never grow old. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/15 "2005-09-29T21:57:15Z")
**Toast Museum**. Has nothing to do with anything you’ve said, it’s just the unsold username I’m trying to clear out of inventory right now. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/16 "2005-09-29T22:23:12Z")
I’ve always thought that **Captain Kill You** was a cool username. Failing that you could use **Merciless Mastodon** or **King Mursilis the Merciless** , or of course **Lord Maskehaard, the Doom Hunter**. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/17 "2005-09-29T22:30:35Z")
> [@Mdr](#): > > i have been informed that my original username ‘madarchod’ was too offensive for the SDMB. Go the anagram route. **Odd Hacmar** , **Doc Drama H** , **March Dado** , **Dharma Cod** … Depending on how much sense you want the name to make, the possibilities are legion. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/18 "2005-09-29T22:33:03Z")
What about “Tenderfoot”? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/19 "2005-09-29T22:39:03Z")
> [@Mdr](#): > > i have been informed that my original username ‘madarchod’ was too offensive for the SDMB and that they have henceforth changed it to Mdr until i find a more suitable name. I find this weird since it literally means ‘motherfucker’ in Hindi, and i have seen all sorts of profanity on this board and yet this is an issue. W/ that said, help me pick my new name. I reserve the right to trump you all but i’m looking for creativity. > > my own ideas so far: > > Big Lund > Tatti Balls > carry on While we allow profanity/obscenity in posts, we don’t allow it in usernames. Keep that in mind while contemplating your new name. Also keep in mind that not all mods/posters speak ONLY English…we have quite a few people who speak more than one language. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/20 "2005-09-29T22:43:12Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > Also keep in mind that not all mods/posters speak ONLY English…we have quite a few people who speak more than one language. So **Nick Nefsik** is right out, then? 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036.md?page=2)