# Help me pick my new username! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036 "2005-09-29T15:52:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/41 "2005-09-30T16:22:55Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > As long as you don’t start a band called Wangover and The Funkerotic Sex Explosion…because that’s all mine. Not if I don’t steal it first! YOINK! _runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/42 "2005-09-30T17:25:40Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Not if I don’t steal it first! YOINK! _runs away_ Get back here, you! I’ll grind your bones to make my bagels! ---
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/43 "2005-09-30T18:06:19Z")
> [@Mdr](#): > > my own ideas so far: > > Big Lund > Tatti Balls You might have tried a little subtlety with “motalund,” but I’m getting the sense that subtlety is not your style. Since neither of your ideas is likely to fly as is, why not got for “Big Hands, Big Feet …”, with the “big balls” part of that phrase just being sort of understood? ---
**Author:** ![Mdr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Mdr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdr)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/44 "2005-09-30T18:22:03Z")
> [@sunfish](#): > > You might have tried a little subtlety with “motalund,” but I’m getting the sense that subtlety is not your style. Nope, this is why you can tell when i like a girl I got my ‘radar gun’ pointing at you. ties back to my boner threads on IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/45 "2005-09-30T20:38:30Z")
Mutterfutter? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mdr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Mdr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdr)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/46 "2005-09-30T20:40:40Z")
> [@ouryL](#): > > Mutterfutter? 😉 i was thinking of MatarChod as another nickname as well ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/47 "2005-09-30T21:01:03Z")
> [@Mdr](#): > > i have been informed that my original username ‘madarchod’ was too offensive for the SDMB and that they have henceforth changed it to Mdr until i find a more suitable name. I find this weird since it literally means ‘motherfucker’ in Hindi, and i have seen all sorts of profanity on this board and yet this is an issue. W/ that said, help me pick my new name. I reserve the right to trump you all but i’m looking for creativity. > > my own ideas so far: > > Big Lund > Tatti Balls > carry on how about NAMBLA the M stands for MOM instead of MAN ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036/48 "2005-09-30T23:16:05Z")
Enough. We don’t allow trolls on this message board, either. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-pick-my-new-username/324036.md?page=2)