# Help me plan Trump's Inauguration **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 23, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491 "2016-12-23T22:49:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/61 "2017-01-03T05:07:42Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > I guess if I was a transgendered feminist vegan Brony atheist Muslim communist with an anime pillow girlfriend I’d seem more normal to you guys? I thought you were and that you’ve been compensating… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/62 "2017-01-03T05:11:34Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > I guess if I was a transgendered feminist vegan Brony atheist Muslim communist with an anime pillow girlfriend I’d seem more normal to you guys? Oh, you’re normal. Aggressively normal, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/63 "2017-01-03T15:39:27Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > I guess if I was a transgendered feminist vegan Brony atheist Muslim communist with an anime pillow girlfriend I’d seem more normal to you guys? No, the anime pillow has to be your _boyfriend_. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/64 "2017-01-03T15:53:39Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Wait, you mean like a Cheesy Howard Stern PPV, with butt sex between the regular callers and the shows whack pack? > Would they line Congress up on all fours to get their “Bills”…? They could have the various Republican bigwigs writhing and moaning on all fours while grinding their butts into the groins of those naked Trump statues. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/65 "2017-01-03T17:09:26Z")
> [@Calico\_Jack](#): > > I guess if I was a transgendered feminist vegan Brony atheist Muslim communist with an anime pillow girlfriend I’d seem more normal to you guys? Jack, if I dissected that sentence into a simplified Morse Code type of binary… with each hateful/intolerant statement as a short (.) and each out-and-out bigoted statement as a long (-), would it be something like: “-…–…”? > [@Steve\_MB](#): > > They could have the various Republican bigwigs writhing and moaning on all fours while grinding their butts into the groins of those naked Trump statues. All you need is Howard picking his nose and saying “hey-now” while Gary crawls under his desk to keep him “fluffed” and I think you’d have an entire segment of a show story-boarded. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/66 "2017-01-06T15:05:40Z")
I dunno why The Donald needs entertainment, since he’s such a [“ratings machine”](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/trump-blasts-schwarzenegger-celebrity-apprentice-ratings-article-1.2937139) himself. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491/67 "2017-01-07T07:35:39Z")
I was hoping Trump would just tweet his inauguration speech, all 140 characters of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-trumps-inauguration/775491.md?page=3)