# Help me, please, Arrested Development fans **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 3, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779 "2009-09-03T18:54:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/41 "2009-09-04T04:01:14Z")
For a team? How about that awful medication the Funke family band was promoting? Teamocil!\* \*Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities. \*It may also cause short-term memory loss. Whenever I take any pill, though, I call it a Forget-me-now. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/42 "2009-09-04T04:34:04Z")
No matter what your team is named, remind everyone they never make hat tricks. They make hat _ILLUSIONS!_ ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/43 "2009-09-04T10:55:30Z")
_The Franklins_ [baseline][‘come on!’] ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/44 "2009-09-04T11:21:25Z")
> [@MrSquishy](#): > > What’s that about? > > Seawards is good. > > Never-nudes is kind of funny. “I’ve made a huge mistake” is a recurring line. If The Never-Nudes was an actual hockey team, their uniforms would have to be no shirt and tiny cutoffs. In honor of Lindsay, you could name a team SLUT. Not sure how that would go over, but the uniforms would be hot. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/45 "2009-09-04T12:31:15Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > No matter what your team is named, remind everyone they never make hat tricks. > They make hat _ILLUSIONS!_ I think Bryan is on to something. Instead of just repeating an AD joke verbatim, integrating it into a hockey theme is perfect - and The Hat Illusions is brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Hrududu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Hrududu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hrududu)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/46 "2009-09-04T15:27:27Z")
> [@Chicken\_Fingers](#): > > For a team? How about that awful medication the Funke family band was promoting? > > Teamocil!\* > > \*Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities. > \*It may also cause short-term memory loss. > Whenever I take any pill, though, I call it a Forget-me-now. Damnit I just came in here to post this. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/47 "2009-09-04T17:16:14Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > I think Bryan is on to something. Instead of just repeating an AD joke verbatim, integrating it into a hockey theme is perfect - and The Hat Illusions is brilliant. Excuse me, Hat ILLLUUSIONSSSS! It’s all the presentation, you see, ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/48 "2009-09-04T17:31:56Z")
> [@panamajack](#): > > The Fake Saddams (alternately No-Scar Saddam) Even better: I’m no scar. Dot com. ---
**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/49 "2009-09-04T17:45:14Z")
> [@MrSquishy](#): > > Hmm, not bad. Pronounced ah-NAL-ruh-pists, right? It’s a league with my co-workers though, so it might be slightly too risqué. I will keep it in mind. Yep! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknjhnywGGI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknjhnywGGI) ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779/50 "2009-09-04T18:40:20Z")
I have to admit, I think _The Hat Illusions_ is perfect for what the OP is asking for. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-please-arrested-development-fans/508779.md?page=2)