# Help me prove that I will eat anything

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 17, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749 "2011-02-17T22:00:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/21 "2011-02-17T23:30:45Z")

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[Cow brains.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi#Competition_and_records)

[Palolo worm sperm/eggs.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palolo_worm)

[Baby mice wine.](http://itstrulyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/baby-mice-wine.jpg)

If cow brains gets disqualified:

[Dog soup.](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f-ApZJSF5Ro/Sb5rL2wAaKI/AAAAAAAADrs/Ygmal54wOgo/s400/DSC03267.JPG)

And if dog soup gets dq’d since it’s illegal in the US:  
[Steamed Silkworms.](http://www.mun.ca/biology/images/content/105-747397272.jpg)

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/22 "2011-02-17T23:40:53Z")

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Whatever those two girls were sharing in that one cup.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/23 "2011-02-17T23:45:38Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> Pig ears.
> 
> Chitterlings.

Specifically those that have the hog’s Last Supper still inside. (A few people really do eat them that way, though I doubt you could buy them in any store due to FDA regulations.)

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**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/24 "2011-02-17T23:46:45Z")

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Huh - “century eggs” or thousand-year eggs are delicious. Although, I must say, the ones I have in restaurants are much better than the ones I buy in the Asian grocery store, which are kind of smelly. I’d like to know where to get the non-smelly ones.

The one time I had a durian-custard-filled roll, I could still taste it two days later. I kind of liked the flavor at first, but it got old very quickly.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/25 "2011-02-17T23:48:30Z")

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Eskimo icecream, which is very popular in the Arctic villages: One can of Crisco, mix in berries of choice. Eat.

Also, fermented beaver tail. This is beaver tail that has been buried for an unspecified amount of time until it’s rotted. Then it’s dug up and eaten, and then somebody calls the medevac chopper.

Frozen auks. In Greenland, auks are netted from the cliff edges, killed and then allowed to freeze. During winter, they’re dug up and eaten raw and still frozen: just spit out the feathers and bones as you go.

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/26 "2011-02-18T00:12:40Z")

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> [@Caught\_Work](#):
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> Vegemite.

or \<shudder\> Marmite

Kina (sea urchins)  
Tongue

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/27 "2011-02-18T00:17:09Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> The only requirement is that it must be food. Not rocks, poison, chemicals or anything else that would be considered inedible.

Well, I know I’d eat anything. After watching that show/series about people with weird addictions and seeing the cleanser/comet/barkeeper’s friend eating lady, I thought I might just give it a taste just to see what she likes about it.

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**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/28 "2011-02-18T00:24:53Z")

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Cuitlacoche - Black fungus and corn, comes in a can.

Check out [Steve Don’t Eat It](http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/)

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/29 "2011-02-18T00:34:08Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Fish sperm is also known as “milt” or “soft roe” (and usually includes the seminal sac or whatever you call it on a fish.) It’s actually tasty, especially deep-fried, but everything is tasty when deep fried.

That’s what I thought - I’ve never tried it yet, but cod roe is really commonly available - almost any fish and chip shop in the UK will have it on the menu - so it can’t be that big of a challenge. (then again, peoples elsewhere eat and enjoy durian, so I guess it’s all relative)

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/30 "2011-02-18T01:01:00Z")

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> [@pancakes3](#):
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> i think i’d put the cutoff at… live things with legs.

Maggots should be fine, then.😃

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/31 "2011-02-18T01:12:08Z")

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For some reason a lot of people hate this stuff:  
[Li Hing Mui](http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs476.snc4/50513_87039827984_7295118_n.jpg)

It’s like eating a rock covered in rock salt.

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/32 "2011-02-18T01:18:09Z")

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Pig ears, brains, durian, sea urchin, been there, done that, survived it.

Century eggs, tongue - delicious.

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/33 "2011-02-18T01:30:41Z")

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I recall Cecil had a column on placenta, so start there.

Daniel Tosh’s cinnamon challenge might be a humorous second course.

And to wrap it up, Andrew Zimern had trouble choking down the Ugandan roadside poo sausage, so give that a go.

And there is your trifecta. . . .

(why doesn’t a cutting edge site like this have a decent barf smilie?)

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**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/34 "2011-02-18T02:30:08Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> [Casu marzu](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu), a cheese featuring live maggots.

I came in to say this and Balut. So my #3 is a Masai blood milk shake:  
[‘The mixing of cattle blood, obtained by nicking the jugular vein, and milk is done to prepare a ritual drink for special celebrations and as nourishment for the sick’](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maasai_people#Diet)

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/35 "2011-02-18T02:57:28Z")

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[Hakarl](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl) (fermented Greenland shark) is a traditional dish in Iceland that I had the pleasure of trying while traveling there. It’s pretty nasty, although I choked it down without too much trouble. It’s served cut into (thankfully small) cubes and eaten with toothpicks. It has an almost overpowering ammonia flavor/aroma with a rotten-fish undertone. Anthony Bourdain tried some when he went to Iceland with No Reservations, and claimed it was the worst thing he’s ever tasted.

Incidentally, none of the Icelanders I talked to enjoyed it, and many (especially those under 30) had never even tried it. They describe it as being the kind of thing you order on a dare and chase down with a bunch of shots.

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/36 "2011-02-18T02:57:42Z")

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> [@soulmurk](#):
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> That’s what I came in to suggest. It’s the only thing I’ve ever seen Andrew Zimmern not be able to eat.

He also admits to not being able to tolerate the stinky tofu.

> [@pulykamell](#):
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> That’s kind of odd. I’ve had durian a couple of times (once fresh, once in a sticky rice concoction), and it was actually quite all right. Compared to the stuff Zimmern eats on that show, it should be child’s play for him. I wonder if I’ve just had some milder forms of the fruit, or if I simply lack the tastebuds to process the foul flavor.

If I recall correctly, he finds the texture really off-putting.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/37 "2011-02-18T03:10:17Z")

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> [@ExcitedIdiot](#):
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> Cuitlacoche - Black fungus and corn, comes in a can.
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> Check out [Steve Don’t Eat It](http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/)

This actually is surprisingly good. If you like mushrooms, truffles, and the like, it’ll be up your alley. It’s really not at all as disgusting as it may look.

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**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/38 "2011-02-18T04:51:04Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> I’ll give you foods from relatively normal food sources (in this case, fish, duck, and lamb/goat/beef), but unusual preparations:
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> 1. [Surstromming](http://www.openjourney.com/article/18-stinky-foods-around-the-world-41.html), a Swedish fermented herring dish. I’ve mail ordered it to the US before, and it is every bit as nasty as advertised (and I like nasty food–this is the only one I’ve eaten that’s given me pause so far.) Words cannot describe how much this stuff reeks–and it’s the gift that keeps on giving, as you burp it up the rest of the day.  
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You can get Surstromming mail-order? I love that vile stuff! 😃

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/39 "2011-02-18T04:56:35Z")

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> [@Girl\_From\_Mars](#):
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> I came in to say this and Balut. So my #3 is a Masai blood milk shake:  
> [‘The mixing of cattle blood, obtained by nicking the jugular vein, and milk is done to prepare a ritual drink for special celebrations and as nourishment for the sick’](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maasai_people#Diet)

As a guest of Honor, Zimmern was treated to the clots (a delicacy) that form from the blood and Milk on the special Stick/stirrer frothing device (not unlike chocolate’s [molinillo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molinillo_%28whisk%29)).

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-prove-that-i-will-eat-anything/571749/40 "2011-02-18T05:10:15Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> You can get Surstromming mail-order? I love that vile stuff! 😃

I was able to get it about 4-5 years ago from The Northener (a Scandinavian mail order place that I’d buy my snus from.) However, I haven’t seen them sell in quite awhile, so it’s possible it’s not available anymore.

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